The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Chapter 2222 The Drunken Old Man Reappears

Lu Chengwen is about to collapse.

The old drunkard dealt with Xiao Chongshan as if he were disciplining a child.

But Xiao Chongshan cleaned himself up just like he cleaned up a child.

Damn Li Dabai, the seal was applied too heavily, it can't be like that day.

At this moment, all three of them quickly retreated because someone suddenly appeared.

The old drunkard, carrying a large wine jar, took a big gulp and exclaimed, "Haha! That's refreshing!"

He tossed the wine jar to Lu Chengwen: "Drink."

Lu Chengwen gasped for breath, "Senior, if you had shown up any later, I would have been dead."

"In my experience, a sip can quickly restore your energy, fighting spirit, and masculinity."

Lu Chengwen was extremely frustrated: "That's your experience, don't promote it too much."

After saying that, he took a big gulp: "Ah ha—this liquor is so spicy!"

"Haha, heroes all drink strong liquor!"

Xiao Chongshan's face darkened: "It's you again!"

"Okay! It's me again! Haha, maybe it'll be me next time too, it's always me, it's always me, what? You're not convinced?"

"Hmph! We'll see!"

Xiao Chongshan was about to leave in a huff.

"Oh! Oh! The little elder of the Elder Council is leaving looking disheveled, oh oh!"

"Oh! Poor little thing, go home and run into your old headmaster's arms crying and telling on him, oh oh!"

"Oh, tell him that a strange old man who loves to drink has scared your Lanzi so much that she's shrunk off! Oh! Oh!"

Xiao Chongshan stood there, furious.

The guard advised in a low voice, "Don't pay any attention to him. His martial arts skills are unfathomable. Let's go back first."

"Listen to his advice, little friend."

The drunkard and Lu Chengwen sat side by side on the hood of the SUV, taking turns drinking.

He even provoked, "This world is for people with backbone. Since you've decided to turn around and leave, just tuck your tail between your legs and go back! In the future, don't wander around aimlessly. Turning around and running away at the drop of a hat will affect your mood."

Xiao Chongshan suddenly turned around, gripped his sword tightly, and glared at the Drunken Old Man.

Lu Chengwen, with one hand on the wine jar on his thigh, pointed at Xiao Chongshan with the other and mocked, "Wow! Look at him, he looks so defiant! Please, if you want to run away, just run already. Look, look, where's your dad?"

The old drunkard said, "There's nothing I can do. There are many people in the world who dislike me, but at most, everyone can only look at me and think like him."

Lu Chengwen: "Relax! You can't kill anyone by watching! I knew you guys would only bully those weaker than you. Damn it, three people at the Uncharted Realm level can't beat three of us newcomers who haven't even entered the Uncharted Realm yet. And you call yourselves elders? I think you're just a bunch of cowardly old folks, hahaha!"

The old drunkard pointed at them and said, "See? As long as you have the ability, even the elders can only cower like this! So, fists are the most important thing."

"what--!"

Xiao Chongshan roared, turned around and leaped over, slashing down with his sword.

The old drunkard's eyes were sinister: "I knew you couldn't hold your temper."

*Pop*, a pill shot into his mouth.

Xiao Chongshan took a few steps back, swallowed with a burp, and raised his head angrily, "What was that?!"

"Berry-flavored strawberry pie!" Lu Chengwen shouted. "Of course it's poison! You're dreaming!"

Xiao Chongshan pointed his sword at the Drunken Old Man and said, "You, a dignified old man, poisoned me?!"

The drunkard wiped his mouth and said, "When did you hear that the Fifth Old Man stopped poisoning people?"

It was obtained by Xiao Chongshan!

"Aren't you afraid of tarnishing the reputation of the Five Elders by doing this?!"

Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "Those guys were hooligans when they were young, and now that they're old, they're even more terrifying—old hooligans! Hahahaha!"

The drunkard looked at Lu Chengwen but didn't laugh: "What you said makes me uncomfortable."

Lu Chengwen quickly said, "But he is a respectable, admirable, and fearsome old rogue with an incredible capacity for alcohol! You will be rewarded."

"Hmm, that feels better."

Xiao Chongshan roared, "Do you dare to fight me for real?!"

The old drunkard laughed heartily: "Fight you? I'm afraid of losing face."

"What did you say!?"

Do you know what kind of poison that is?

"What kind of poison?"

"The poison of the offensive and defensive alliance!"

"Wh...what kind of weird name is that?!"

Lu Chengwen said, "Senior, he doesn't quite understand!"

The drunkard: "You don't even understand this?"

Lu Chengwen: "His comprehension is lacking!"

The drunkard said, "It is indeed a bit bad."

Lu Chengwen: "Shall we talk to him?"

The Drunken Old Man: "Then tell me! Tell me about the old days!"

Lu Chengwen pressed down on the drunkard's arm: "Don't dwell on the past. Just tell me, what exactly is this poison? What are its effects, time limits, therapeutic effects, and characteristics? Explain it clearly in a few words, and everyone will understand."

"Good!" the drunkard said, "The so-called alliance of offense and defense, hehehe, means that one moment you will become monsters that are neither male nor female, half male and half female, neither male nor female, and both male and female! The next moment you will become monsters that like neither male nor female, half male and half female, neither male nor female, and both male and female! Hahaha, one moment you will be played with by neither male nor female, half male and half female, neither male nor female, and both male and female; the next moment you will crave to play with monsters that are neither male nor female, half male and half female, neither male nor female, and both male and female. Oh dear, how convoluted."

Lu Chengwen clapped his hands: "With such a potent poison, who wouldn't want to die after being poisoned?"

The drunkard said, "Death? That's one way. But living isn't impossible either."

Lu Chengwen said, "Senior, the young elder is actually a good person. Apart from being a bit ugly, a bit bad, a bit stupid, a bit clumsy, a bit short, a bit dull, a bit dim-witted, and a bit arrogant because he's taken refuge in this lousy nursing home... he's still a pretty good person. Can we give him the antidote?"

The old drunkard said, "Fine! But I'm not happy about giving him the antidote for nothing."

Lu Chengwen said, "For my sake! Why don't you draw a line?"

The drunkard said, "Little Elder, do me a favor, and I'll give you the antidote, how about it?"

Xiao Chongshan laughed: "You want to force me to do evil for you?! You're dreaming! I'd rather die than become your lackey!"

The drunkard gave a thumbs up: "Good! In that case, your two brothers don't need to live either. Like you, they'll each take one pill."

After saying that, two more pills were launched, and neither of Xiao Chongshan's two guards escaped.

Xiao Chongshan was shocked to see that his two brothers had also fallen victim to the attack.

He turned his head: "Drunkard! You beast!"

Lu Chengwen shook his head: "People need to learn to be flexible. Senior, what do you want them to do?"

The drunkard said, "It's very simple. Help me kill Long Aotian, and you'll get the antidote."

Xiao Chongshan was taken aback.

"Kill Long Aotian!? Aren't you all in cahoots!?"

Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "You guys are in cahoots with Shan Jianqing!"

Xiao Chongshan glanced at his two brothers, lowered his head, then raised it again, his eyes fierce: "If I kill Long Aotian, will you keep your promise?!"

The old drunkard said, "I swear to heaven, as long as you kill Long Aotian, the antidote will be yours! Moreover, this is a secret, and I will never tell anyone! Including Lu Chengwen and the others. If anyone tells anyone, I will kill them all! How about it!?"

Xiao Chongshan gritted his teeth: "Fine! We'll take it!"