Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

Chapter 996 Lin Mao: You can only be considered a...loli in the group!

It was all for nothing!

So all he did was become a bit unserious.

"With two deities vouching for me, I feel at ease."

Nata.

"Pay back the money!"

"No money! No money! I have no money! How many times do I have to say it! Can't I just give you my house as collateral?"

"It's not impossible."

"Oh, you just left it at the time and handed it to me to tell you where I live."

"You can just rent it again, and then you can live there yourself."

"..."

Grandma didn't want to talk, so she threw a rotten egg at you.

"If that doesn't work, then I'll settle it with my body, even though it's a bit small..."

He offered sexual favors but also complained about her being young!

That guy is a real jerk!

To say she's young in front of so many people!

Cetalli couldn't take it anymore. She put one foot on the table, glared at Lin Mao who was speaking, and received strange looks from all around.

These gazes weren't drawn by Sitale, but by Lin Mao's words.

It's human nature to gossip, especially about famous people.

Cetalli perfectly embodies this.

"Grandma is not small at all! Grandma has eaten more salt than you have eaten rice!"

Lin Mao remained silent, his gaze moving down her face and settling on her flat chest, a hint of pity appearing on his face.

Sitrali: "(╬▔Van▔)"

"Someone like you can only sit at the children's table when other people eat."

"If you go out with me, people will think I have a daughter."

Compared to others, you can only be considered a...loli.

"..."

At first, Sitella was a little annoyed by Lin Mao's rambling, but after listening to it for a while, she just found it noisy.

Does this guy talk so much?

"After all these years, you're the first person who's ever dared to talk to me like that."

"What? Are you lonely?"

"Loneliness my foot! This is the loneliness of a strong person! Because I've lived so long, those people are like little kids in front of me. They were afraid of me when they were young, and they're still afraid of me now that they're grown up. Am I that scary? Ororen, you answer that!"

At another table, Orlan looked bewildered. "Me?"

Seeing this, Sitella shook her head. "Forget it, just shut up and eat your food. Don't let that blond guy across from you steal it all."

"If you call me Yellow Hair again, I'll have Lin Mao hang you up and whip you!"

Ying swallowed the food in her mouth and said without any politeness, "Do you know that our group has a strict hierarchy? As a senior member, it's already quite generous of me that I haven't made you bow and kowtow three times to me."

"Heh, if a young girl like you can become a veteran, then this chat group is probably just so-so."

Cetalli didn't hold back either, directly retorting.

"In your entire chat group, how many people are older than your grandmother?"

"Except for the gods, they are naturally very long-lived. Even if I, Grandma, die, they might not die."

Is she older than Celestella, but not a god?

Don't say it!

The oldest people in the group aren't actually the gods that Cetalari was thinking of!

【Ding dong! 】

Lin Mao: Let me introduce you to the twin stars in our group, each of them has lived for 50,000 years @Mebius @Pink Fairy!

Lin Mao: If women are like fine wine, becoming more fragrant and mellow with age, then these two can be compared to heavenly nectar.

Pink Fairy: ...Is this a compliment or an insult?

Möbius: Complimenting your age.

Miss Pink Fairy:?

Miss Pink Fairy: Oh, Lin Mao! I've only been gone from the chat group for a short while, and you dare to talk to me like that! I'm angry!

Lin Mao: Then just stay angry.

The Pink Fairy's trick didn't work on Lin Mao.

Obsidian Granny: Five, fifty thousand years?

Sitella felt a wave of dizziness. She had thought that the oldest god in the group was only a few thousand years old.

result……

There are even old witches with numbers in the tens of thousands!

Scared to death!

She now realizes that at two hundred years old, she is still very young.

So it's just as Lin Mao said.

Am I just a 'loli'?

"See that blond guy?" Lin Mao leaned closer to Sitrali and pointed at Ying. "She's at least five hundred years old, and that's just the time she's spent in Teyvat. If you include the time in other worlds, it's not impossible for her to be over a thousand or even ten thousand years old."

"Huh, this blond girl is this big too?"

Ying heard this, turned her head and glared fiercely at Lin Mao and Sitella.

Lin Mao nodded. "So is there a problem with me calling you 'loli'?"

Cetalli said absentmindedly, "I didn't ask... Wait! How old are you?"

A sudden thought struck Cetalli, making her realize something was amiss, and she asked Lin Mao about his age.

Lin Mao remained calm. "Look at how old these people in the group are. Don't you even know how old I am? If I had only lived for a few hundred years, would I have the strength I have now?"

It seems reasonable.

"I'll eat him if he's over thirty!"

Lin Mao's face darkened. "You dare to say you'll eat more than thirty?"

He suddenly looked at Ying, but Ying was prepared and teleported back to Sumeru.

"Paimon! I brought you some food!"

"Here I am!" Paimon flew over. "Where are you? Let me see what food you brought me back!"

Ying would never bring leftovers to Paimon.

I took a few plates of untouched food and brought them back to Paimon.

"We ordered so much, but that guy named Orloren didn't touch it. What a waste."

Ying complained.

Orloren: "..."

He also had something to say.

Ying is like a possessive child; if he makes a move, Ying will glare at him. How could a weak boy like him dare to make a move?

……

You're only around twenty!

Cetalli realized that the guy in front of her was probably ten times her age!

that's it.

I almost got fooled by him, naively thinking it was okay for him to call me 'loli'.

Damn it! (A tool)

"You! From now on, you'll be just like Euron! Respect me as your elder and call me Grandma!"

"Excuse me, but in Nata, strength is paramount. I am now the strongest in Nata. Do you dare ask me to call you grandma?"

Snapped!

Sethelion slammed her hand on the table, her expression changing, and shouted, "Why wouldn't you dare!"

"Does your hand hurt?"

Lin Mao glanced at Cecilia's hand, which she quickly withdrew behind her back, and asked with a half-smile.

This guy slammed his fist on the table to show off, but he didn't control his strength well.

Lin Mao felt pain from that sound.

Of course, it's just phantom pain.

Even if it's a stone table, he wouldn't feel any pain if he slapped it to pieces.

"Whoosh! Cetalli! You're here!"

A woman with bronze skin and ears and a tail that looked like a lion ran up, followed by a group of people.

“Shinoning?” Citraly’s eyes lit up. “You’ve come at the perfect time! I need your help with something!”

"What do you need me for?" Xinoning was taken aback, then continued, "Don't talk about that yet. I just saw that the arena was invaded by the Abyss, so I rushed over without stopping. On the way, I met Marani, Kinich, and Chaska."

"How's the arena doing now? Has the Abyss been dealt with? And what about Lady Vulcan? I haven't seen her in the arena."

Sitella sat down, took her hands out from behind her back, and placed them on her lap. Lin Mao bent down to check on her hands, but was almost kicked by Sitella's leg under the table.

'Where are you looking!'

Cetalli glared, then looked at Xinoning and the others who had noticed Lin Mao's presence, and said:

"Before answering these questions, could you lend me some Mora?"

"You forgot your Mora? How much?"

Xinoning reached into his pocket.

"one million."

Xinoning froze.

"..."