Chapter 1176 I Want to Stand in the Middle
Chapter 1176 I Want to Stand in the Middle
"Short-nailed Ryuko!"
"Corn-eyed Gin!"
"Pimple Mary!"
"Slippery-cheeked Shinnosuke!"
"We three are!"
"Comedian!" Shin-chan spoke again.
"..." Mingxu stood aside speechlessly. You kid really likes to butt in everywhere.
"The Saitama Red Scorpions! They're not some comedian!" Ryuko shouted speechlessly at Shin-chan.
"What are you doing here again today?" Looking at Xiaoxin and Mingxu standing beside him, Longzi felt helpless. Why did they appear again? This time his brother came too.
"Oh, no, because I was worried that the masters weren't practicing well. They should be able to win the Saitama Comedy Contest this year, right?" Shin-chan said with a smile as he looked at Ryuko.
"Yeah, it's a piece of cake... Hey! I told you we're not comedians!" Longzi nodded subconsciously, but then reacted and shouted to Shinnosuke.
Mingxu slapped his forehead. Does this guy have a sense of these people? How can he always find them so accurately?
"Oh~" Shin-chan suddenly looked at them with bright eyes.
"Uh, what's with that expression?" Longzi suddenly felt something was wrong when he looked at Shinnosuke.
Ah Yin hurriedly advised: "Don't bother with a five-year-old."
After looking at it for a while, Xiao Xin pointed at Long Zi and said, "Master, please stand over there and take a look."
"Ah? Why?" Longzi was confused. What was he playing?
"Don't ask, just go over there quickly!" Xiaoxin urged.
"Oh." Longzi obeyed and did as he was told.
"Ah Yin."
"what?"
"Stand out a little."
"Oh." Yin was stunned for a moment and nodded.
Mary was a little confused: "What are you doing?"
Mingxu was also a little confused. What was Xiaoxin doing? Re-forming the team?
After Yin stood up, Xiaoxin looked at him again and nodded: "Well, this is not bad."
Ah Yin looked confused: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Oh, usually the master stands in the middle position, it feels fresh to see Gin standing there instead." Shin-chan said with satisfaction after taking a look.
Now, everyone present understood.
Gin was also a little surprised: "Ah? I'm standing in the middle? I, I'm standing in the middle~" Gin couldn't help but start fantasizing, and he would shout the slogan first in the future: Gin with corns, Ryuko with short nails, Mary with acne, we are the Saitama Red Scorpion Team!
"It feels pretty good~" Yin smiled.
"Ah! What nonsense are you talking about! How can you do this?!" Longzi shouted in dissatisfaction.
Mary said the same thing: "Ayin, you're going too far!"
Seeing this, Longzi was very satisfied: "Yes, scold her quickly. Scold her quickly."
Unexpectedly, Mary was thinking, "If that's the case, then it should be OK for me to stand in the middle."
"..." Mingxu looked at them speechlessly. Is this considered an internal conflict?
When these words were spoken, Longzi was a little dumbfounded. No, you two are going to rebel!
"This is so funny." Mary couldn't help laughing when she thought about their appearance.
"Stop joking!" Longzi shouted at Mary in dissatisfaction.
Ah Yin's eyes lit up when he heard this: "So it's probably better for me to stand in the middle, right?"
"Stop talking nonsense. How can you two decide such a thing on your own?" Longzi looked at Yin and Mary with dissatisfaction. Do you want to rebel?
Ah Yin still smiled and said, "But I agree. The Red Scorpion team should consider changing their image and appearing. It seems not bad."
"Internal strife, this is an internal strife, right?" Mingxu said speechlessly.
Xiao Xin was still thinking about going over to intervene: "Just let me stand in the middle."
"No!" The three of them now agreed.
Longzi looked at them and said, "No matter what, the captain should stand in the middle!"
"So, today I'll just try to get to the middle position..."
"Let me stand," Mary interjected.
"It's time for me to stand!"
Then they watched Mary and Yin quarrel over who should stand in the middle.
"You two! Stop arguing!"
"But, Captain..."
"How about using elections to choose someone who stands in the middle?" Xiaoxin suggested again.
Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly. It was you who caused their quarrel, and you still dare to make such a suggestion now.
"Ah, do you know what election means?" Longzi looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly and asked.
"Of course I know. I accompanied my dad to vote in the election before." Xiaoxin said seriously, "What it means is that the person with the most names written on them can stand in the middle! Isn't that right, Xiaoxu?" Xiaoxin looked at Mingxu.
"Well, roughly speaking, that's right..." Mingxu scratched his head, but he felt something was wrong...
"But is this kid making a mistake?" Longzi felt something was wrong.
"Then give me money to prepare for the election." Shin-chan extended his hand without hesitation.
"Ah?" But they still agreed. Xiaoxin pulled Mingxu to go shopping. Looking at the things Xiaoxin bought, Mingxu was silent again. No, you came here to buy this?
After returning to the park with a bag of things, Xiaoxin took out a notebook and a pen: "Now, write down the name of the person who is most suitable to stand in the middle."
"Huh? There's no point in asking us to write our names, right?"
“Because you must write your own name, right?”
"You two! You have to write my name!" Longzi said dissatisfiedly after hearing the conversation between the two.
"But then the election would be meaningless." Mary looked at Longzi speechlessly.
"Listen to me, if that's the case, let me vote too." Xiao Xin raised his hand and said, "Xiao Xu."
"Don't look at me, I'm not interested." Mingxu waved his hand: "One more person will give one of you a better chance of winning, that's fine."
"I think you are planning to write your own name as well." Longzi said dissatisfiedly when he heard this.
"That's too much! Do I look like someone who would do such a thing?" Shin-chan shouted in dissatisfaction with the other party's questioning.
"Yeah." Everyone, including Mingxu, nodded.
"...I got it. I promise I won't write my own name. Is that okay?" Shin-chan promised with a twitch of his lips.
"So this vote can decide who will stand in the middle!" As Longzi finished speaking, Mary and Ayin started to move.
"Ah? Where are you going?" Looking at the two people's actions, Longzi was a little confused, but she soon understood.
"It's just a small gift, nothing special." The two of them handed the gift to Shin-chan. It was obvious that they had just bought it.
"...So realistic." Mingxu sat aside and complained while watching the two people's actions.
"How can you two bribe kindergarten kids!" Longzi shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Um, yes..." The two of them were a little embarrassed. They never thought that they would have to please a child one day.
"Come on, everyone, let's start voting!" Ryuko looked at Shin-chan.
"Then the box where the paper with the name is written should be placed..."
"Oh, you mean the ballot box?"
"are you ready?"
"We should start preparing now." Shin-chan took out a box of cookies. Obviously, he planned to eat them and use them as a box.
But seeing this scene, Longzi screamed: "Ah! How can you use my money to buy cookies!"
“Oops, I bought it too.”*2
Yin and Mary also took things out of the bag. Mingxu looked at them and thought it seemed they knew Shin-chan very well.
Then Xiaoxin and Mingxu sat aside, and the three of them took paper and pen and wrote down their names.
“But does this really make sense?”
"It's more exciting to decide by voting anyway."
"makes sense."
"The ballot box is ready." Shin-chan handed over the cookie box.
"Very good, come on." The three of them put the notes in, and Xiaoxin also threw in what he had written. Mingxu corrected a problem while Xiaoxin was writing.
At this time, three people appeared in the bushes: "Found it! Saitama Red Scorpions!"
Longzi looked at the cookie box in his hand, his eyes fell on Mingxu: "Hey, kid, why don't you do the ticketing."
"Ah? Me? That's fine too." Mingxu was stunned for a moment, nodded, and took the cookie box, although he knew that the result had already been determined.
"Then we have to issue tickets."
"it is good."
Take out one with Mary written on it.
"One vote for Mary."
"Okay. One vote for Miss Mary." Shin-chan drew three portraits on the side, which looked quite similar.
"Ayin, one vote."
"it is good."
"Longzi."
"Okay, one vote, Master."
"And then..."
"This is the vote!"
Several people became nervous.
At this time, three people ran over.
"Huh? Who are those people?"
"oh oh."
"Let's decide the outcome, Saitama Red Scorpion Team!" The three of them shouted at Ryuko and the other two.
"Ah? Who are you?"
"The graceful and powerful Yakiyama Festival, Omuroyama, Kazuko!"
"Although the wind is a bit scary, it's a must-see for suspense dramas! Menxie Suspension Bridge."
"Originally, it was a place rich in gold, and now it's a lucky spot that improves wealth. Toi Gold Mountain, Natsunako!"
"The three of us are the Izu Peninsula Ise Lobster Team."
"Ah?" Mingxu scratched his head. Another team came.
"It's too long," Mary complained.
"Ah?" The three were stunned.
"You should shorten your name when you announce it! Practice it again! Come on, keep going, kid, read it."
"Hey!" the three people shouted in dissatisfaction.
"Ah? Is there anything else?" Longzi shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Didn't we just say we're going to have a showdown? If we win, the Red Scorpions will!"
"Our subordinates!"
"what?"
"Why are you talking nonsense?"
"It's really annoying."
"Let's get rid of them first."
"Well, that's the only way!" So the three of them were about to take their positions, but this time they hadn't decided who would stand in the middle.
The three of them shouted almost at the same time.
"You two! We haven't decided who will stand in the middle yet! You are not allowed to run to the front without permission!" Longzi said dissatisfiedly.
"But Captain."
"Anyway, we haven't decided who will stand in the middle yet."
"Oh, I see, I see. I think it's better to deal with this matter first." Longzi nodded.
But when they turned around, Shin-chan was standing in front of them.
"Huh? What are you doing?"
"What's the matter?" The three looked at Xiaoxin in confusion.
"Let me see. The big sister in the middle should switch places with the big sister on the right." Shin-chan said, looking at them.
"Ah, kid, you're not kidding us, are you?"
"I'm very busy, hurry up!" Xiaoxin shouted. The three of them were stunned and subconsciously agreed.
"The big sister with punk hair will be stronger if she stands in the middle." Xiaoxin continued to give orders.
"Oh no." Mingxu slapped his head. It was not suitable to go out today. It started again.
"Ah? I'm going to stand in the middle?" the guy with the punk hairstyle said happily.
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can you do this?!"
"Yoko is going too far!"
"In that case, it's ok for me to stand in the middle."
. . .
The familiar scene began to repeat itself.
"Why do I feel like I've seen this before?" Longzi said with a twitch of his mouth.
"From the perspective of others, it's all our fault that we were fooled by a 5-year-old's joke. It's really embarrassing." Mary and the others couldn't help but say as they watched the scene.
"So, do you still want to see this one?" Mingxu said, holding up the remaining note.
"Uh..." Before they could answer, someone came over.
"Hey, who among the three of us do you think is best suited to stand in the middle?"
"You decide your own affairs!"
"Ah...Okay."
"Wash your face before coming back! Let's go!" After saying that, Longzi didn't want to pay any more attention to them.
Mingxu couldn't help but shake his head when watching this scene. He dared to challenge like this. It's great to be young.
"Okay, do we still need an election?" Mingxu said with a smile, holding up the note.
"Forget about that."
"Let the captain stand in the middle." Mary and Yin said with a smile.
"Ah, but... we still have to see who Potato Head Boy votes for!" Longzi said with a smile.
"makes sense."
"Then I'll give it to you." Mingxu handed it to her.
"Red Scorpion Team, the one standing in the middle is Longzi! Ah, is it me?" Longzi was stunned and looked at Xiaoxin in confusion.
"Because, Xiaoxin decided that you are the most suitable one." Mingxu said with a smile.
"That's right." Longzi said proudly.
"Okay, now that we've chosen, it's time for us to leave. Bye~" After saying that, Mingxu turned around and left with the reluctant Xiaoxin.
"Captain, this guy is very unusual."
"Yeah, this guy will definitely achieve extraordinary things in the future and be able to suppress that little brat." Longzi also sighed.
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