In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 646 The magical taste of late night

As night fell, Guangzhi went out for another social event. He didn't return home until very late and was drunk on the way.

On the way, Guangzhi stunk a barking dog with his stinky socks and returned home drunk. The house was pitch black and Guangzhi accidentally fell at the entrance.

"It hurts. Ah, it hurts so much." After this fall, Guangzhi was almost sober.

"It hurts so much, really, at least turn on a light." Guangzhi turned on the lights at home and looked at the quiet house, feeling a little confused: "Hey, what's wrong with everyone?" When he opened the bedroom door, he found that they had all fallen asleep.

Mingxu took a hazy look and found that it was Guangzhi who came back. He didn't say anything else, turned around and continued to sleep.

"What's wrong? Are you all asleep?" Guangzhi looked at his sleeping family and couldn't help squatting down and shouting in front of Xiaoxin: "Everyone get up and have fun. The night has just begun. Let's have some fun. Get up, Xiaoxu, Xiaoxin and Xiaokui, get up and play with daddy~" As he spoke, the smell of alcohol from Guangzhi's mouth reached Xiaoxin's nose, and he immediately frowned.

Xiaokui beside her could smell the scent.

Mingxu sighed. He couldn't afford to get hurt by his drunken father. . .

Just when he was about to do something, he found that Xiaoxin and Xiaokui rolled over and attacked Guangzhi. Xiaoxin hit Guangzhi with a headbutt. Guangzhi was still conscious and covered his face immediately after being hit by Xiaoxin. Then Xiaokui grabbed him wildly, and Guangzhi sobered up a little.

"Hehe, we won~" Xiaoxin and the other guy laughed. Mingxu's mouth twitched, forget it, just go back to sleep...

“Really? What kind of dream did I have…” Guangzhi calmed down and looked at the two excited little ones, feeling a little helpless. He then turned his gaze to Mingxu who was sleeping beside him.

With a smile on his face, he chuckled, walked over and poked Mingxu's face.

Mingxu opened his eyes speechlessly, "No way, Dad, you're still here to provoke me."

Mingxu turned over and fell asleep on his stomach, too lazy to pay attention to Guangzhi.

Guangzhi poked for a while and found that Mingxu didn't seem to wake up. He walked aside boredly and looked at the sleeping Meiya, and a smile appeared on his face again.

"Hehehe, Meiya, little Meiya~" Guangzhi laughed while pulling Meiya's face. It was not enough to pull with one hand, so Guangzhi simply pulled with both hands at the same time. Meiya was still dating the prince in her sleep. Suddenly, the prince pulled her cheek. Meiya looked very happy.

"I'm melting. I'm melting with happiness~"

“…What kind of dream is this…” Guangzhi looked at Meiya speechlessly. He lost interest in teasing her. He touched his stomach and felt a little hungry.

"I'm hungry. I'm a little hungry..." Guangzhi stood up and said, "I'd better go eat something." Then he walked towards the kitchen.

As Guangzhi left, Mingxu turned over silently, watched him walk into the kitchen, shook his head, and decided to get ready to prepare some honey water or something for him. . .

"It's best to eat some ramen after drinking!" Guangzhi muttered as he rummaged through the cabinet. Everything he turned out fell to the ground, making crackling sounds.

The sound woke up the sleeping Xiaoxin. He opened his eyes hazily and found that the kitchen light was on and there was a figure swaying inside.

"! It's a thief!" Shin-chan immediately got up, took out his toy stick, put on his Ultraman hat, and approached Hiroshi.

"???" Mingxu was preparing honey water. He turned around and saw Xiaoxin approaching Guangzhi with a stick. He was stunned. No, what is this kid doing? And dad, why are you looking for things all over the floor! Instant noodles... Uh, the last box of instant noodles seems to have been eaten yesterday...

However, before he could think it through, he turned around and saw Shin-chan approaching Guangzhi quietly with a stick in his hand.

Guangzhi was sticking his butt out and looking for instant noodles in the cupboard. Who would have thought that there was a little guy approaching him from behind? Plus, he was drunk, so he didn't notice it at all.

Then, in Mingxu's surprised eyes, Xiaoxin raised the stick and gave Guangzhi a Thousand Year Killing blow on his butt!

"...This might be a bit painful..." Mingxu said with a twitching mouth.

As expected, Guangzhi also covered his butt and screamed.

"What? It's dad. I thought it was a thief." Shin-chan took off his mask when he heard the familiar voice and looked at Hiroshi speechlessly.

"What? Why do you have to cover your eyes?" Guangzhi looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly. He almost sobered up after hearing this.

"Because I was afraid of seeing the thief's face, I wanted to use the dynamic superman swordsmanship to defeat the thief. Hey!" As he said this, Shin-chan waved the stick in his hand.

"...Okay, I got it." Guangzhi looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly.

"Okay, Dad, drink some water." Mingxu handed Guangzhi a glass of honey water.

"Oh, thank you. Hey, Xiaoxu, when did you get up?" Guangzhi subconsciously took the water from Mingxu's hand, then reacted and asked in confusion.

"When you were playing Thousand Years of Killing." Mingxu spread his hands.

"..Okay." Guangzhi couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Okay, that's it." Xiaoxin turned around and went back to the bedroom.

"Don't leave yet, sit with dad for a while." Guangzhi held Xiaoxin with one hand and Mingxu with the other, then looked at them and asked, "Do you know where the instant noodles are?"

"Instant noodles? No more. I finished them at dinner." Shin-chan spread his hands.

"Ah? There's nothing left? Well, there should be at least one ramen bowl at home. Really, there's nothing we can do without rice..." Guangzhi lowered his head in disappointment.

"Dad, didn't you eat when you had the social event tonight?" Mingxu asked with some confusion.

"Hey, I'm always drinking with you, so how can I have time to eat?" Guangzhi waved his hand.

"Although there are no instant noodles left, there is still pudding." Shin-chan said to Hiroshi.

"Hey, who wants dessert after drinking?" Guangzhi complained.

"It seems not bad to eat something sweet after drinking. At least it can make you feel better now." Mingxu said helplessly. Isn't it the same to give him honey water?

Seeing Guangzhi become drunk again after the pain, Mingxu felt helpless. How much did he drink?

"It will be less sweet this way." Shin-chan thought and poured the soy sauce on the pudding.

"Ah? Who would have thought of pouring soy sauce on pudding? But, I seem to have heard somewhere that if you pour soy sauce on pudding, it will taste like sea urchin. Is this true?" As he said this, Guangzhi picked up the spoon and scooped a spoonful of pudding into his mouth.

"? It has this effect?" Mingxu was stunned for a moment and also scooped a spoonful with a spoon.

"..Salty and sweet..." He regretted it as soon as he put it in his mouth.

"Children are children. They don't know how to appreciate such delicious food~" Guangzhi rolled his eyes at Mingxu.

"Let me try it. Hmm, the two flavors blend together, just like eating a sparrow's nest." Xiaoxin nodded.

"If I really want to say, it's bird's nest, but have you ever eaten bird's nest?" Mingxu scratched his head. Why didn't he remember eating this thing? Didn't his family buy it?

"No, it's hard to get such food considering dad's salary," Shin-chan complained.

"..I'm so sorry, my salary is too low..."

“As long as you work hard, good things will happen to you.”

"Wow, wow, wow~" Guangzhi couldn't help crying, a feeling of discomfort spread from his heart.

"Dad, it's okay." Mingxu patted Guangzhi's back. The pain of a middle-aged man is indeed a great pressure.

"Come on, stop crying and have a drink." Xiaoxin said as he was about to open the beer.

"Forget about this. Go make another cup of water for dad." Mingxu rolled his eyes at Xiaoxin.

"Okay~" Xiaoxin agreed.

Guangzhi finished his pudding with soy sauce along with honey water.

"This tastes really good, do you have any more?"

"There's no more pudding. But would you like some potato chips?" Shin-chan took out another bag of snacks.

"This doesn't seem to have enough flavor... Okay! Then let's add some flavor to the potato chips!" Guangzhi said as he stood up and took out all the seasonings he could find in the kitchen.

I added some natto on top and took a bite.

"Hmm, it has a bit of a natto smell... Oh, let's add some mayonnaise to get rid of the odor." Then he poured a lot of mayonnaise in.

Mingxu and Xiaoxin's lips twitched when they saw this. Can this thing really be eaten?

"Oh. Delicious!" Guangzhi looked very satisfied, and started eating with big mouthfuls. He even invited the two little ones to eat with him, but the two little ones refused.

Then, under the gaze of the two, Guangzhi began to make dark cuisine. He mixed natto, sugar, yogurt, and a bunch of fermented foods together, then added seaweed stew to integrate the flavor. He stirred it, sprinkled some crushed potato chips on it, and Guangzhi began to eat it in big mouthfuls.

"..Can this thing be eaten?" Mingxu scratched his head, feeling his scalp tingling.

"Of course! This is made for eating." Guangzhi said while eating: "This is an amazing taste~"

"..Dad is so drunk that his sense of taste is impaired..." Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin and sighed.

"Yeah..." Xiaoxin was trembling. This kind of father was too scary.

Then, under their gaze, Guangzhi made some more dark dishes and continued to eat.

The two brothers shook their heads and left silently.

By the time Guangzhi returned to the bedroom to sleep, the kitchen was already a mess. Meiya was furious when she woke up in the morning. She looked at Guangzhi who was still snoring and kept shouting at him, but Guangzhi just wouldn't get up.

"There's no other way, Mom. Just clean up. It's good enough that Dad can still fall asleep after eating what he made yesterday." Mingxu spread his hands, told Meiya the story, and then helped her clean up the mess.

"..So, your dad drank a lot yesterday, eh~" Meisai looked at Guangzhi and sighed. She also knew that Guangzhi was tired.

After quietly cleaning up the mess, Mei Ya cooked a hangover soup for Guang Zhi, and gently called Guang Zhi up and fed him the soup.

Mingxu looked at it for a while, smiled, and took Xiaobai out.

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