NFBE Chapter 571. Chapter 578. Smelly shameless, playing rock-paper-scissors with cats
Chapter 571. Chapter 578. Smelly shameless, playing rock-paper-scissors with cats
Chapter 571. Chapter 578. Smelly shameless, playing rock-paper-scissors with cats
Time flies.
It has been 25 days since Chu Feng ate at Kitchen God Xiaozhu.
The biggest change is that the Shangqing Temple has lost its peace. A construction team of 200 people is rebuilding the Taoist Temple.
The man was sent by Qiuwen.
This girl, let's call her like this, is a hidden super rich. Relying on the magic power of money, in 25 days, not only invited the world's first-class architect team, but also invited many national treasure experts from the Forbidden City, Co-design a new concept of Shangqing.
At her request, these experts came to seek Chu Feng's opinions every three days. Chu Feng, who was overwhelmed, retreated to another Taoist temple in the mountain forest with the black cat and Zhang Wei.
Compared with the Shangqing Temple, which still has a few dilapidated houses to live in, this Taoist temple whose name is unknown, can be said to be rotten, with only a piece of broken walls.
After a few days, Chu Feng and Zhang Wei built two thatched huts on the ruins.
Last night, unfortunately, there was a lot of rain, and the thatched hut, which was not of good quality, leaked, and the house was wet, but Chu Feng had no intention of using mana to maintain it.
Recently, more and more system hosts have appeared. If you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you must be careful all the time.
Because he was so tolerant, Zhang Wei, who had always thought that Chu Feng was extraordinary, began to wonder if Chu Feng was showing off.
Acting to the point where he deceived everyone around him, Chu Feng himself admired himself a little.
It was already dawn and the rain had stopped, but the sky was still gloomy like the face of a frustrated middle-aged man.
At the door, Zhang Wei looked swaying.
"You can leave if you want."
Chu Feng came out from inside with a very casual tone.
"Master Daoist, I said that I will worship you as my teacher, so I must worship you as my teacher. I won't leave."
When he came back that day, Zhang Wei had a whim and wanted to worship Chu Feng as his teacher.
Chu Feng, who was no longer in the mood to accept apprentices, naturally refused on the spot. The clinker was like brown sugar, and he couldn't get rid of it when it got on it. He bluntly said that his previous great opportunity was destroyed by Chu Feng, and he wanted to make up for it.
After going through so much, Zhang Wei is not a fool, so he naturally knew that what he got before was indeed a system.
Like this, what he did before was exposed. Changing to a ruthless person, he had already killed Zhang Wei. Chu Feng did not do that. Because of this, Zhang Wei had the courage to hang around in front of Chu Feng and demand that Chu Feng Feng accepted him as an apprentice.
"You can do whatever you want, Pindao will not accept you as a disciple"
Chu Feng returned to the thatched cottage.
Swish, a black shadow sprang out from the grass in the distance, and came to the front in a blink of an eye. It was the black cat.
It held a small, poor, struggling crucian carp in its mouth.
"Heige, you're back"
Zhang Wei greeted the black cat.
After living for such a long time, one person and one cat are almost familiar with each other.
"for you"
The black cat was very generous and spit out the little crucian carp on the ground.
Zhang Wei's cheeks twitched, the divine sculpture gave Yang Guo snake guts to eat every day, and the black cat gave him live fish every day, it would be fine if he didn't eat them.
Once before, I couldn't bear to refuse, and the end was miserable.
"Thank you black man"
Zhang Wei grabbed the muddy fish and ate it with a bitter look on his face, regardless of the scales on it.
If he didn't want to have the ability to settle down in this world that was about to become extremely weird, he really didn't want to waste time here.
"After eating, come and scratch my itch"
The black cat entered the thatched cottage carelessly.
"it is good"
Zhang Wei's expression was even more bitter. On the day he first came, he scratched the black cat a few times when his hands were itchy.
A few minutes later, Zhang Wei came to the thatched hut. There were three wooden beds, two big and one small. Zhang Wei walked to a small bed that was similar to a crib, sat on it with his buttocks, put his hand on the black cat's neck, and scratched it. Itches.
"Comfortable"
The black cat twisted its neck a few times, and its voice sounded like an old-fashioned landlord oppressing the working people.
"Brother Hei, where have you been wandering recently?"
Zhang Wei asked with a cheap smile.
When tickling the black cat, he likes to listen to the black cat talk about his romantic deeds, what kind of cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, wonderful ones.
"Last night, I rode a female leopard in the Jiangbei Wildlife Park. During the break, I lay on the female leopard and said: We are connected now. The female leopard is very upset. After I rested, Attacking fiercely, the female leopard shouted loudly: China Mobile is better than China Unicom!"
When the black cat opens its mouth, it's dirty jokes.
Zhang Wei laughed.
Huh, a gust of wind directly blew one person and one cat out, and it was a miserable fall.
"If you continue to swear, I will seal you underground for a year"
Chu Feng's majestic voice came from the thatched cottage.
The black cat got up with a flick of its butt, and said nonchalantly, "I recently stole a lot of wine and hid it in the cave to the west. Do you want to drink it?"
Zhang Wei's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly.
"it is good"
……
Near noon, the cave was full of alcohol, and the ground was full of wine bottles, Luzhou Laojiao, Kweichow Moutai, Australian red wine, French red wine... It was a hodgepodge of all countries.
After drinking too much, the black cat lay on the stone like a dead pig.
"Brother Hei, why did you die so soon?"
Zhang Wei held the wine bottle with a mocking expression on his face.
"Smelly shameless, playing rock-paper-scissors with cats..."
The black cat, who hadn't completely lost consciousness, muttered and cursed.
After a while, there was a sound of rushing water.
"Don't pour it, I really don't want to drink it!"
The black cat said a word without raising its head.
Zhang Wei, who was standing at the entrance of the cave to release water, accidentally farted again.
"Damn it! Why did I get another bottle!"
The black cat raised its head, eyes dim.
"What do you say?"
Zhang Wei pretended not to hear clearly.
"No, didn't say anything"
The slightly sober black cat quickly covered up.
"It's almost time, let's go back"
Zhang Weidao.
"it is good"
The black cat got up.
The next day was the weekend, and it was also a sunny day.Chu Feng took Zhang Wei and the black cat on the main road in the mountains and set up a stall at the crossroads.Since the intersection leads to more than [-]% of the temples and Taoist temples in the mountains, there are many tourists. Of course, there are also many fortune-tellers.
The conspicuous places were full, so Chu Feng found a locust tree at the most edge place, and sat down against the trunk.
Zhang Wei hugged the black cat and stood aside.
"Brother Hei, why don't you come down for a stroll"
"Don't talk to me, don't be overheard"
Black cat warning.
Zhang Wei is a person who can't keep his mouth shut, and he said to Chu Feng: "Master Daoist, you know fortune-telling, can you tell my fortune for me?"
Chu Feng didn't turn his head.
"Poverty is not here to tell fortunes"
"I'm not here for fortune-telling, what kind of stall are you setting up?"
Zhang Wei muttered in a low voice.
Chu Feng ignored him.
At around eleven o'clock in the morning, a school bus carrying a dozen children passed the intersection.
Chu Feng suddenly raised his head and looked over.
(End of this chapter)