Chapter 201: I just want to be a human little turtle! ! !
Chapter 201: I just want to be a human little turtle! ! !
But Zhuang Zhou naturally thought Meng Xuan was joking.
seriously.
Meng Xuan's influence on him always remained the short-haired tomboy in high school.
The image of a perfect little whirlwind is engraved in my mind and can’t be taken away!
I always feel like I can't do anything to her.
So just listen to Zhuang Zhou say:
"Meng Xuan, we are buddies, how could I attack my own buddies!"
"Why do you always think of me as a boy?!"
As he said that, Meng Xuan actually put on a charming posture:
"Am I unfeminine?"
He even blinked at Zhuang Zhou.
what!
Zhuang Zhou trembled and said with a smile:
"There's nothing I can do about it. Your appearance as a little whirlwind has long been ingrained in my mind. As soon as I close my eyes, I'll see you looking like a tiger and a bear."
"Ah! Zhuang Zhou, are you looking for a fight?"
Meng Xuan tried to hit Zhuang Zhou, but he dodged it.
The two had a bit of fun.
Zhuang Zhou suddenly remembered something, looked at Meng Xuan seriously and said:
"Meng Xuan, I really want to buy this apartment."
Seeing that Zhuang Zhou was serious, Meng Xuan also suppressed her smile and asked:
"I really don't understand why you always like this old house if you don't buy a new house with an elevator."
"Didn't I say it? This is a blessed place for my career."
Of course this is true.
But Meng Xuan sounded something else, and thought Zhuang Zhou was hinting at something.
He smiled and said:
"Okay! Let's go through the transfer procedures tomorrow."
Zhuang Zhou nodded happily when he heard this:
"Then I'll pick you up tomorrow."
After a pause, he continued:
"By the way, as I said before, have you thought about our cooperation in setting up a fashion store?"
"Do you really want to do this together?"
"Yes! I am serious about it. From now on, you will be responsible for designing the clothes and I will find someone to do it.
Of course, you can also learn to make clothes from Uncle Cheng. In short, we have a good division of labor and share the money we earn together. "
"Okay!"
Meng Xuan looked at Zhuang Zhou, her eyes filled with gratitude.
Of course she knew that Zhuang Zhou was helping her realize her ideal.
Later, the two continued to talk about opening a clothing store.
Ural was playing on the table and listening to the conversation between the two.
Before I knew it, the night was already deep.
Meng Xuan looked at the time and thought it was time to go home.
She stood up and said to Zhuang Zhou:
"It's getting late, I have to go back."
"I'll take you down."
Zhuang Zhou said, picked up Ural and sent Meng Xuan out together.
After taking a taxi, Zhuang Zhou saw Meng Xuan on the bus.
He told her:
“Send me a message when it’s time.”
A blush appeared on Meng Xuan's face, and she said with a smile:
"Ok."
The car drove away.
Gradually disappear into the night.
Zhuang Zhou then walked to the gate of the community and packed some food.
Entered the community.
Old Li Tou came up to him after smelling the smell:
"Hey! Xiaozhuang, isn't that girl your landlord?"
"Yup!"
"Did she drive you back just now?"
"what happened?"
Zhuang Zhou was very puzzled.
This old Mr. Li is acting strangely tonight.
Who knows.
Just listen to Lao Li showing his three big yellow teeth and happily saying:
"You boy can do it! You took down all the landlords so quickly."
"Old Li Tou, it's not what you think. She is just a high school classmate."
"Okay! I don't know you yet, kid."
Lao Litou put on an air of "I have the whole world under my control" and said:
"There's an old saying that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, but now!
It’s nice to have grass to eat next to your home, but what else do you need a bicycle for? "
Zhuang Zhou nodded very convinced.
How insightful!
This old Li Tou is indeed a senior philosopher!
"However, I still have to explain that nothing really happened between me and her."
"fine!"
Old Li Tou assumed the posture of an old philosopher again:
"If you plug it in and then pull it out, doesn't that mean it's not plugged in?"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Leave no cloud behind!
"???"
Nima!
This is an experienced driver!
……
Zhuang Zhou returned to the house and quickly finished the food.
then.
He was going out for a night run.
Only this time, there was a little turtle on Zhuang Zhou's shoulder.
Regarding running speed, he has been able to control it very well.
But the power of jumping requires more practice.
The temperature dropped a lot after nightfall.
Zhuang Zhou's current fastest speed can reach 20 meters/second.
Although it can only last up to three seconds.
But in the eyes of ordinary people, this is undoubtedly an instantaneous movement.
But now he just runs at night at a normal pace.
Wearing bluetooth headphones and listening to mp3.
Speaking of which, this Walkman was used by Zhuang Zhou to memorize English words when he was in high school.
So many years.
Still available.
Wait until fully warmed up.
Zhuang Zhou returned to the same position where he practiced bouncing last time.
The simple thing is that the child is not here today.
There was no one around the bunker.
It must be cold weather.
There are fewer people going out at night.
But this just suits Zhuang Zhou.
He looked around again and saw no one.
Zhuang Zhou was going to practice once to see if he could still have that bouncing feeling.
Or.
The bouncing power in my body is still there.
This time, I am still going to choose the same hill as last time.
The height is about four meters.
The horizontal displacement is about fifteen meters.
Zhuang Zhou jumped on the spot first.
By the way, double-check that no one is around.
Row!
It's time to start.
Zhuang Zhou fixed his gaze on the hills ahead.
Kick your legs hard.
That power lingered again.
Jump up with Zhuang Zhou.
It seemed like just a moment.
Zhuang Zhou landed firmly on the hill again.
"It seems the power is still there!"
"Ural, I did it!"
Zhuang Zhou was very happy and said to Ural on his shoulder.
Unexpectedly, Ural rolled his eyes and said:
"My former master Li Qiye can already... in your words, he can fly over the walls!"
Fly over the roof and walk over the wall?
Zhuang Zhou was shocked!
Isn't this the scene in movies and TV shows where ancient people perform Qinggong?
"real or fake?"
"Ural cannot lie, and there is no way to lie."
"why?"
"Because our minds are transparent."
"What's the matter?"
Zhuang Zhou frowned when he heard this:
"Can thoughts still be transparent?"
"Yes. There is no deception in the Gulan Star civilization, and its thoughts are transparent.
This also causes the Cybermen to be very incompetent in terms of strategy and disguise.
This is why my former master Li Qiye was often deceived when facing you humans, and finally died in depression. "
Zhuang Zhou was speechless!
What the hell is this?
The most important thing is that Ural can actually use idioms.
We've only been together for a while.
Zhuang Zhou actually discovered that Ural's learning ability was very powerful.
"Ural, but why do I feel that your way of thinking is starting to look more and more like a human!"
"Yes, before Li Qiye died, he gave me instructions to learn how humans think, and my ultimate goal is to think like humans."
Zhuang Zhou knew that Ural was a little turtle who wanted to be a human being.
This is its primary goal.
But Zhuang Zhou didn’t understand this:
"Ural, you are an intelligent turtle, why do you want to think like a human?"
"Eh!"
Ural sighed heavily.
Then he said slowly and deeply:
"Because I want to see through human lies and never be deceived by humans!"
In fact, when Ural said this sentence.
Zhuang Zhou knew it.
Ural has become self-aware!
It seems.
It won’t be easy to lie to this turtle son in the future!
NFBE