NFBE Chapter 287 The Bored Heroes of Liangshan
Chapter 287 The Bored Heroes of Liangshan
Liangshan...
The "Heroes of Liangshan" that Li Jize mentioned casually was finally created by Chen Xiaodao. He chose a hill that was easiest to defend and difficult to attack, and then recruited soldiers to form a real "bandit's nest".
Especially these bandits and gangsters, who were equipped with the most advanced firearms of the era.
Imagine being stuck on a hill with muskets and cannons in your hands.
In this age of cold weapons, how can we take down this mountain?
The only way is to surround them without attacking them, and let them starve or trap them to death.
Unfortunately, the heroes of Liangshan are truly “heroes”!
Not only did they not rob the common people, but when the harvest was bad, the bandits were even better than the government troops and would actively send them food.
Over time, the surrounding villagers became very grateful to the Liangshan heroes. Every time the "imperial court" sent troops to encircle and suppress them, they would secretly inform them.
then……
The officers and soldiers of the Barbarian Court shouted at the top of their lungs, "You damned cowards! Come down if you dare!"
The Liangshan heroes above shouted back, "Come up here if you dare! Come up and see if I can beat you to death!"
"You're not coming down, are you? If you don't come down, I'll starve you to death!"
"You're not coming up, are you? I'm going to make you drool!"
Then, the barbarian officers and soldiers ate bran and vegetables below, imagining that the bandits above had started to "eat people".
If you keep insisting, they won't be able to hold on any longer and will surrender.
But the truth is…
After the Liangshan heroes looted silver, they usually used it to buy food, and some simply robbed food.
Not only were the stored grains almost going moldy, but what was even more perverted was that, under the "wise guidance" of the King of Qin, these people also reclaimed wasteland on the hilltops, planted various vegetables, and raised chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, sheep, and cattle.
The officers and soldiers below were eating bran, while the people above were eating noodles and rice in various ways. He was so greedy that he killed a chicken to eat.
Oh! This painful and lonely life!
When will it end?
The imperial officers and soldiers below were so angry that they jumped up and down and cursed, "Fuck you! Fuck you, damn you, these damn bastards!"
Have you ever seen a diligent bandit who reclaims wasteland, cultivates land, and raises chickens and ducks?
Why would they be bandits if they were so diligent? Wouldn't it be better to just live a good life? Couldn't you be rich if you were so diligent and just be a farmer?
Why do you want to do such a thing that will cost you your life?
That’s fine, they’re just a bunch of bandits, why would they have firearms that only the Qin army had?
Oh my god! What kind of world is this?
They are government soldiers, but they live like beggars.
The other party is a bandit, but he lives like a master!
Comparing people will make you die, and comparing goods will make you throw them away.
In the end, after so many times, I couldn't win, and I couldn't outlast...
In the end, the barbarian court played a cruel trick...
Strong walls and clear fields!
First, clear out all the people around here. You can still farm and raise livestock, right? I wonder how long you can hold out!
Then they put up signs and advertisements all around, saying, "Bandits ahead, please take a detour!"
Over time, the Liangshan heroes' "looting life" turned into a "health-preserving life."
At this moment, Chen Xiaodao and his men were "spitting" at stones to see whose saliva could hit the stones.
Just say how boring people are!
I used to fantasize that when the King of Qin regained his power and restored his empire, he would be able to call them back.
result……
The King of Qin rose again and had his own territory, but he also had new "toys".
Qin army!
That's so glorious and upright, they are all from good families, and their slogan is "Kill the landlords, distribute the land, and there will be no more innocent people in the world"!
where are they?
There is a good joke in a later movie that they are these "sons of the aristocracy", the chamber pots under the beds of high-ranking officials.
When I get up at night to go to the toilet, it’s too far. It would be great to have a chamber pot!
But since we got a toilet at home, we no longer need to use a chamber pot. Now we find that the chamber pot is dirty and smelly, and we can't wait to kick it away.
Who made them bandits in the past? Who made them help the King of Qin to kidnap and extort people?
The King of Qin's current slogan is very glorious and righteous. He is the savior of all Qi people. How can such a person have any stain? How could such a person commit kidnapping and extortion?
"Big boss! Big boss!"
Just as Chen Xiaodao was drooling and throwing a stone, the long-term competition made his skills improve by leaps and bounds. At this moment, a younger brother who went to the foot of the mountain to keep watch came back in a hurry.
Chen Xiaodao wiped the corner of his mouth and hooked his finger. A group of his subordinates who had lost reluctantly took out the "broad beans" from their pockets and handed them over.
Chen Xiaodao grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it with a crunch. Then he looked at his younger brother who had hurried over and asked, "What are you doing again, Old Seven? Is it a donkey cart passing by this time, or a monk practicing asceticism?"
Hey! That’s right!
Since the fortification and clearing of the countryside, except for a few poor old farmers who came to save their energy, the rest were the "high monks" who were willing to endure hardships and were not afraid of bandits.
If the former encounters real bandits, his donkey will probably be gone, and the latter is an object that even real bandits would not be interested in.
What can you get?
Not a single hair can be caught!
"Boss, no! Someone's coming! Someone's heading towards Liangshan. And... and judging by the posture, it should be the government troops!"
"Government troops?"
Ok?
Sure enough, after hearing this, everyone at the scene widened their eyes, looking incredulous.
"What's going on? Are these bastards going crazy with dermatitis again? Are they going to strangle us again?"
"I thought we were just full, but they are even more full than us!"
"Come on, it's good that you're here! Otherwise, I'm getting so bored of this health-conscious life every day."
How bored could these people be? When other bandits heard the government troops were coming, they would have been scared to death, but when they heard the government troops were coming, they were more excited than if they had taken drugs.
"No! I made a mistake, it was my mistake! This government army is not the champion of the barbarians, it is our Great Qi government army!"
"Huh?" When Lao Qi said this, everyone's eyes widened, their faces full of disbelief.
what?
The Qi army actually appeared here?
Why?
This is the area ruled by barbarians!
There are only two directions to come here, one is to go upstream from Qingzhou, and the other is to come from the other side of the river.
As for why the barbarians didn’t blockade Tianjiang?
Don't be ridiculous! How wide is the Tianjiang River? How deep is it?
How can the barbarians without a navy be granted titles?
Chen Xiaodao didn't even bother eating the broad beans anymore. He thought carefully, "Either the Southern Imperial Court has sent someone to recruit us. Or maybe something has happened to the King of Qin!"