NFBE Chapter 1 Sky Curtain Short Video
Chapter 1 Sky Curtain Short Video
Dragon Boat Festival night.
Yanda, female dormitory.
All the roommates were busy sleeping with their boyfriends, leaving Luo Li alone in the empty room.
A bunch of bastards who only care about women and not friendship. What's good about such bastard men?
Bored Luo Li picked up her phone and opened the Doushou short video app to kill time.
"Hey Bro, raise your glass quickly, we are handsome until we are 99 years old~"
After a short loading, a handsome man with silver hair and abdominal muscles came into view. After Luo Li looked at him with a critical eye, she calmly collected him in the "Male Bodhisattva" group.
I can only pray that my girlfriends can’t see you, otherwise I won’t be able to snatch you away from them.
After looking at it about twenty times, Luo Li slid her finger upwards with satisfaction.
"My love for you has become an obstacle. I wish you to leave~"
The next video was still of a handsome guy with abdominal muscles, but Luo Li didn’t like this video very much. She just watched it ten times and shared it in a group called "Flying Beautiful Girls".
I'm not looking at you in vain. I'll call some people for you, but they're probably busy screaming and don't have time to pamper you.
Just as Luo Li was talking to herself.
suddenly!
A mechanical synthesized voice sounded in my mind.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for watching all the videos and becoming the lucky one. The Fighter App will be upgraded to the latest version]
[Upgrading, please do not exit! ]
[Upgrade successful! Host Luo Li has completed registration! ]
[Instructions: Every time the host watches a video on the Chuanxin Fighter App, he will receive a cash reward. The reward amount is proportional to the length of the short video. Sharing the video will get a random critical hit multiplier! ]
This... this, Zundudu is fake, I have little education, please don’t lie to me.
Luo Li suspected that she was hallucinating, and quickly looked at her mobile phone, and found that her fighting app had indeed become a little different.
The icon is still the same icon, but after looking at it for a long time, you will inexplicably feel a hint of mystery.
She clicked on it with trepidation and found that the interface was basically the same as before, except that the options on it had become simpler.
In addition to personal information, there are only a few function buttons such as balance, withdrawal, like, share, and live broadcast. Among them, the live broadcast is still gray and cannot be clicked for the time being.
Whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk!
Luo Li switched back to the short video interface and started the first experiment.
As expected, it’s another handsome guy with abs, and it’s a collection!
[Tag your bestie who is a big sai fan to see the boyfriend with abs and mermaid lines]
BGM: "I Love U, how many points are said faster than I thought, I need your love every day, you can guess what I am thinking~"
Along with the modified hit DJ songs, large double-door refrigerators with bare upper bodies and indecent appearances gradually appeared in the video.
Broad shoulders!
Huge pectoral muscles!
Exquisite jawline!
Handsome face!
babble~
It's really obscene!
At such a young age, they actually filmed these videos. Where is the morality? Where is the bottom line? Where is the dignity?
Where is WeChat?
Where is the address?
If you don’t specify anything, I won’t arrange anyone for you.
Into the cold palace!
After liking and collecting, Luo Li looked at the balance in the background.
I found out that there was actually 30 yuan more!
In order to verify whether the withdrawal was possible, Luo Li directly applied to withdraw all the money.
There were no obstacles as imagined. You didn't need to save a certain amount of money, nor did you need to watch advertisements.
Soon, the phone rang with the sound of cash withdrawal.
【Your Alipay account has arrived, 30 RMB! 】
Holy shit! Is it really credited?
Luo Li excitedly sat up from the bed and started doing mental arithmetic.
She was paid 3 yuan for a 30-minute video. Even without counting the shared critical hit rewards, she watched videos for 12 hours a day.
What is 12X60X10 equal to?
The only thing on the minds of stupid college students is eating, drinking and having fun. Luo Li was originally quite dissatisfied with this statement, but now she thinks it is absolutely right!
Unable to refuse to admit her age, Luo Li finally opened the calculator on her phone.
OK!
7200rmb.
Multiply that by 30.
I go!
More than 20 a month?
That year it was more than 200 million?
Developed! Developed!
Luo Li was so excited that she twisted and turned on the bed like a big maggot.
After venting for a while, she quickly picked up her phone and switched back to the short video interface. This time, she didn't even look at what the video was and directly clicked the share button.
Although I don’t know who it will be shared with, it doesn’t matter as long as I get paid. Anyway, the person being shared is a fighter, not Tui or Naiwan, so there is nothing shameful in the video.
At the same time, a giant light curtain suddenly appeared in the sky of every era.
In ancient times when a lunar eclipse was called a "moon eclipse by the heavenly dog", the sudden appearance of this curtain of light was no different from a divine miracle, instantly triggering fear and worship from countless people.
Qin Dynasty, Xianyang Palace.
Ying Zheng, dressed in black, was discussing state affairs with his ministers.
Suddenly, a guard in armor hurriedly walked into the hall, saluted and said, "Your Majesty, there is a strange phenomenon outside, and the sky is covered with darkness!"
Upon hearing this, all the court officials began to talk among themselves and kept turning their heads to look at the sky outside the hall. Only a few people such as Li Si and Meng Yi remained calm.
"Oh?"
Ying Zheng's calm face was as still as a well. He glanced at the court officials in the audience. When the hall fell silent, he said in a deep voice, "Zhao Gao, go and take a look."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
Zhao Gao hurriedly walked out of the hall after receiving the order. After a while, he returned to the hall and said, "Your Majesty, the sky outside the hall is dark black, which matches the dark color of the water virtue of our Great Qin. This is a good omen from heaven, symbolizing that Your Majesty will unify the world and settle the world!"
Ying Zheng was obviously not fooled by Zhao Gao's flattery. Seeing Zhao Gao return safely, he stood up and walked out of the hall to check the so-called "auspicious sign".
It is indeed dark black, but I don’t know whether it is a good omen or a disaster.
However, since there is such a miracle, I believe that the elixir of immortality must also exist.
Thinking of this, a hint of desire flashed in Ying Zheng's eyes.
Now that he is old, he is increasingly unable to handle government affairs. If this is really an immortal trick, then God will not let me go...
As my mind was racing and my thoughts were still unfinished, a figure suddenly appeared on the sky.
I thought it was a fairy appearing, but after seeing what it was, Ying Zheng's face turned completely dark...
"Wipe the glass, wipe, wipe, wipe the glass, wipe the glass, wipe, wipe, wipe the glass~"
On the streets of Daqin, the people who were originally kneeling on the ground and trembling stopped trembling instantly after seeing the picture on the sky clearly, and only felt bitterness.
On the sky curtain, I saw a young woman wearing tight yoga pants on the lower body and a pink short sports vest on the upper body, twisting her body to the rhythm of the music.
The body twists, showing the charm and coquettishness.
His eyes were blurred and his expression was somewhat tempting and full of fantasy.
"???"
Where is the immortal you promised me?
Is this a fairy?
Ying Zheng stood in front of everyone, his face gradually stiffening.
Li Si behind him was also a little embarrassed. After holding back for a long time, he finally uttered a few words: "Your Majesty, this fairy woman is really bold!"
"Yes...it's quite brave." Since he didn't know whether the person on the sky curtain was a fairy, Ying Zheng couldn't comment for the moment and could only go along with what Li Si said.
When the civil and military officials behind Li Si heard this evaluation, they nodded secretly.
This is not only bold, but also has a great figure!
Zhao Gao, who was standing by, saw the ugly behavior of the crowd and felt very disdainful.
That's it?
The chicken couldn't move at all!
……
Western Han Dynasty.
At this time, Liu Bang was drinking happily with a group of nobles.
It was not until a figure appeared on the sky that he put down his wine cup and stared straight at the picture on the sky.
Even when Lu Zhi walked behind him, he was still unaware.
"Does it look good?"
"It's not good to look at. I just want to criticize it. It's immoral, it's really immoral!" Liu Bang picked up the wine cup and drank it all.
After all, he was an emperor who had fought his way out of troubled times. He had quick reactions and could lie without blushing or feeling nervous. His main characteristic was that he was thick-skinned.
……
During the period of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty.
Liu Che was a little confused when he looked at the picture on the sky. When the sky was originally pitch black, he thought it was a warning from God for him to attack the Huns.
But now a scantily clad woman suddenly appeared on the sky, and he didn't know how to explain it for a moment.
"Wei Qing, what do you think the fairy in the sky means? Is it a warning? Or a celebration?"
Wei Qing had a serious expression and an upright posture. Just standing there, he seemed to be the strongest spear in the empire. "Your Majesty, the intention of the immortal is not something that a mortal like me can understand. I only hope that after watching it repeatedly, I can understand a little bit, and I will be satisfied."
Liu Che: "..."
"Well, then I will accompany you to think about it again and again!"
……
Three Kingdoms.
At this time, Cao Cao and Guo Jia, two LSPS, were commenting on the sky curtain.
"Is this the fairy from heaven? Her skin is as white as cream and she has no flaws at all. It's a pity that she only flaunts her charm and has lost her original innocence and loveliness."
Guo Jia took a sip of wine, and his face, which was damaged by alcohol and sex, was full of regret.
Cao Cao disagreed with this: "Feng Xiao is wrong. Although innocent and cute, she is pitiful, but flirting with the charm of the wind can arouse people's desire. I just don't know whether this fairy in heaven can get married?"
After saying that, Cao Cao raised his wine glass, looked at Guo Jia, and chuckled.
Guo Jia did the same, he raised his glass and drank it all, the two LSPS said it all.
……
Three Kingdoms.
"Hey! You evil woman, do you dare to come down to earth and fight me for eight hundred rounds? I, Zhang Fei, will kill you with my two spears without leaving a single piece of armor behind!"
At this moment, Zhang Fei's eyes were red, he was panting like a cow, and his two spears were pointing straight into the sky.
Guan Yu, who was standing aside, was not very calm at this time, but after all, he was a person who read "Spring and Autumn Annals", so he still had strong self-control.
Hearing Zhang Fei's words, he could not help but sigh: "Third brother, I didn't expect you to hide so deeply. I only know that you have one Zhangba Snake Spear. Quickly take out the other one for me to see."
Zhang Fei: "..."
Liu Bei's reaction was completely different from Guan Yu's. He was originally standing in front of Zhang Fei. After hearing Zhang Fei's words, he suddenly took a big step forward and turned his head to blame: "Third brother, don't stand so close to me. It's unbearable."
……
Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin was discussing state affairs with Wei Zheng.
No, to be precise, he was being unilaterally attacked by Wei Zheng, the big troll.
The appearance of the sky curtain just "saved" Li Shimin's life.
Originally, he was wondering if the dark sky was a sign that God was dissatisfied with the Tang Dynasty.
Until the screen appears.
Wei Zheng's face turned red, and he jumped up and down and cursed: "Your Majesty, this kind of scene is simply a disgrace to civility! It is immoral! It disturbs people's minds! I hope Your Majesty will not watch it too much."
Li Shimin held his forehead and smiled bitterly: "Xuancheng, before you advise me, shouldn't you take your eyes away from the sky?"
The Wu Zetian period.
The court officials had hoped that thunder would descend from the dark sky and kill the mighty and domineering woman standing at the top.
But when the sky changed, everyone fell silent.
Only Wu Zetian stood at the highest point, her expression calm.
"Fairy? Ha!"
……
Ming Dynasty, Palace of Heavenly Purity.
Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at the sky from time to time, with a somewhat bored expression.
It’s not that he doesn’t like it, but he simply doesn’t dare to like it.
Next to him, a graceful woman holding a feather duster was looking at him with a smile.
The feather duster in the woman's hand was spinning so fast that it almost left an afterimage. It was obvious that she had already mastered the use of this "weapon" to perfection.
"Biao'er, could you please stop being so useless? Your eyes seem to be penetrating into the sky." Zhu Yuanzhang tried to find someone to share the firepower.
But Zhu Biao didn't give him this opportunity, he stood up and saluted: "Father, I think if this anomaly is not dealt with quickly, it will cause unrest. I will go down and arrange for someone to investigate this matter. I will take my leave."
After saying this, without even looking at Zhu Yuanzhang's reaction, he bowed to Empress Ma and hurried away.
"Biao'er, you...ah!"