Quick Wear Koi

Chapter 589 The author's cannon fodder in the book 25

589, the author's cannon fodder in the book 25

Zhang Zhi also slowly jumped on one leg to the side of Duke Liu, and gathered together with Duke Liu Shuling and his family of three.

The three of them were asking about each other's well-being and pretending to be serious.

Jin Xiuxiu secretly gathered her mysterious power and gave each of the three people a word spell. Bullshit.

First, Duke Liu suddenly let out a loud fart that was so loud that it shook the sky. With a bang, the people who were watching the excitement around him shook and were shocked.

"What's that noise?"

"It's not like something collapsed."

Duke Liu, who was very proud, immediately squeezed his buttocks together and used all his strength to prevent the fart from coming out.

Bang bang bang - the shit has spoken, it wants to come out, and no one can stop it.

The people around finally discovered the reason, "...It turned out that it was Duke Liu who farted. This fart was really loud. Don't be surprised."

Duke Liu's face turned red with shame. "Ahem, my stomach feels uncomfortable."

Zhang Zhi asked with concern, "My Lord, why do you feel uncomfortable in your stomach?"

Duke Liu glared at Zhang Zhi and said that he didn't want anyone to ask him about this now.

As a result, he couldn't hold back a series of loud farts and let them out.

Duke Liu's face flushed red as he called out, "Help me back home."

Zhang Zhi diligently helped Duke Liu up, forgetting that one of her legs was injured.

The result was that Zhang Zhi fell down directly, and she did not forget to pull Liu Guogong with her, and they both fell to the ground together.

Duke Liu yelled angrily, "You are a one-legged person, why are you trying to help me? Are you sick?"

Zhang Zhi apologized, "I'm sorry, Duke.

I did this out of concern for you. I forgot about my leg."

Duke Liu thought that Zhang Zhi acted like this out of concern for him, and his expression eased a little.

"Okay, go on your way.

Liu Shuling, come and help me up."

Zhang Zhi obediently turned around and climbed up, with her butt facing Duke Liu.

Bang—a loud fart hit Duke Liu on the face.

Duke Liu was hit in the face by a fart and felt the stench entering his nostrils and mouth, making him feel like vomiting.

His face darkened immediately.

But Zhang Zhi wasn't done yet and was still farting with a bang.

Zhang Zhi had a weak leg and could crawl slowly, with his butt facing Duke Liu.

Duke Liu was so nauseated by the continuous stench that he vomited, "Ugh, ugh, ugh—"

Some of the vomited stuff sprayed onto Zhang Zhi's skirt, right at the buttocks.

Zhang Zhi finally got up and stood up, then turned around to check on Duke Liu.

"My Lord, your stomach is really uncomfortable. You even vomited."

Zhang Zhiguang was nervous about Duke Liu and didn't notice that there was a spot on her skirt from behind that was stained with something Duke Liu vomited out, and it looked like she had pooped on it.

Duke Liu was so choked by the fumes that he couldn't speak until he vomited everything in his stomach.

He didn't want to look at Zhang Zhi anymore, so he turned around and shouted at Liu Shuling.

"Liu Shuling, come and help me."

Zhang Zhi was dissatisfied. She just farted a few times, and you still disliked her for that?

Duke Liu was also farting, but she didn't even dislike him.

Zhang Zhi said delicately, "My Lord, the two of us farted at the same time, which proves that we have a good relationship."

Duke Liu's face darkened, "..."

Liu Shuling was disgusted by the two people's farting and walked over slowly.

Since the two men had not been released yet, she had no choice but to hold her breath and come over to support Duke Liu.

Liu Shuling helped the man up, and she supported Duke Liu and wanted to go back home quickly.

"Dad, you're not feeling well. Let's go to the mansion."

Duke Liu also wanted to return home quickly, "Let's go."

Both of them forgot about Zhang Zhi. Liu Shuling supported Liu Guogong and they walked towards the mansion.

Zhang Zhi had no choice but to ask a maid to help her walk.

Liu Shuling had just taken a step when, bang, bang, bang - a series of loud farts came out of her butt.

Her little face suddenly turned red with embarrassment, "I, my stomach is uncomfortable too."

Duke Liu didn't say anything, after all, no one farted in his face.

He just urged, "Go back home quickly."

The two quickened their pace.

Jin Xiuxiu condensed her mysterious power and used the Lingshu technique, but unfortunately, she threw it to three people respectively.

The two of them suddenly fell to the ground at the same time, and Liu Shuling fell to the ground while supporting Liu Guogong.

Duke Liu was angry and he blamed Liu Shuling.

"Liu Shuling, you can't even hold someone steady. You fell while walking and got me into trouble."

Liu Shuling didn't dare to resist and quickly apologized.

"I didn't see the road clearly. I won't do that next time."

Zhang Zhi also fell to the ground, pulling the maid who was supporting her down with her.

Zhang Zhi scolded, "How can you help others? You are a servant who can't even help others. What's the use of you?"

For a moment, the maid didn't know whether to call her Madam Zhang Zhi or Concubine Zhang.

I could only say three words in succession, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ..."

Jin Xiuxiu, "This family of three farts together. I've never seen anything like this in my life."

Aunt Zhang, "It's rare.

This family of three must have done something wrong.

God punishes them by making them fart and fall down while walking."

Aunt Liu quickly responded, "It's so strange.

This family of three farts together. It can't be hereditary.

Oh, Duke Liu likes to fart, so when he has an affair he finds his concubine Zhang who also likes to fart.

Unexpectedly, she gave birth to a daughter, Liu Shuling, who also likes to fart. "

[The Time and Space Wheel Little White Dog shouted, "Liu Ma's brain circuit is really talented."]

Jin Xiuxiu said, "Liu Ma has a good brain circuit, no wonder she tells stories well."

After receiving praise from the young lady, Aunt Liu immediately cheered herself up.

"Concubine Zhang must have been seen by Duke Liu when she farted, and he fell in love with her at first sight, so the two of them started having an affair together."

Aunt Zhang was amazed and gave a thumbs up.

"You're really good at thinking. This will definitely become a hit if it's made into a storybook."

She was not jealous of Liu Ma. The young lady had too few people around her, so it would be nice to have one more useful person.

Duke Liu was so angry that he felt like vomiting blood, but he kept farting, bang bang bang - non-stop, and no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't stop it.

Looking at Zhang Zhi and Liu Shuling, they were also farting from their buttocks, bang bang bang.

When Duke Liu saw that everyone around was watching the fun of the three of them, his eyes went dark and he fainted.

But even after fainting, he didn't stop to fart, he just kept on bang bang bang.

Aunt Liu asked curiously, "Is Duke Liu's dizziness real or fake?

Even a fainted person can continue to fart."

Duke Liu closed his eyes and pretended to faint, but everything went dark before his eyes again and he was so angry that he almost fainted.

Zhang Zhi shouted, "Liu Xiuxiu, the Duke has fainted, why don't you tell Aunt Liu to shut up?"

He started to discredit Liu Xiuxiu again, saying,

"The Duke is your father. You saw him faint, but you weren't worried at all."

Jin Xiuxiu, "We have severed our relationship.

Duke Liu said it himself. Have you forgotten it in just a moment?"

Zhang Zhi continued to ruin Jin Xiuxiu's reputation and brought up the issue of filial piety.

"Duke Liu is your biological father. No matter what, you are being unfilial."