NFBE Chapter 109 Green Hat Turtle
Chapter 109 Green Hat Turtle
Xiao Huanan stood there, listening silently to Jiang Muyi's accusations.
His thin lips were slightly pursed, and a trace of annoyance flashed across his cold eyes.
Seeing Jiang Muyi's tears rolling down, Xiao Huanan panicked.
He bent over the tissue box on the table and pulled out a few sheets of paper. His face was calm, but his movements were quick.
"Don't cry." He approached her, his voice a little hoarse.
Jiang Muyi, who was concentrating on acting, was slightly startled when he heard the gentle wiping of a tissue on his face.
Xiao Huanan didn't dare to wipe her face too hard, and he wiped her tears with a focused look.
As serious as repairing a cultural relic.
Jiang Muyi's sobs were stuck in her throat. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
She pinched her index finger secretly and continued to sob, "Then tell me, were you wrong today?"
Xiao Huanan was afraid that she would cry even harder, so he rolled his Adam's apple and said, "Yes, it's my fault."
Xiao Huanan, who had always been praised by others since he was a child, was being so humble for the first time.
Jiang Muyi coughed, "Then you have to fulfill one of my wishes."
Xiao Huanan's hand paused, and his dark pupils looked at her deeply.
The eyes washed by tears were clear, and the emotions in Jiang Muyi's eyes were easier to see, and a hint of cunning flashed quickly.
He withdrew his gaze almost inaudibly, and the seriousness in his eyes was quickly replaced by teasing, "What wish?"
Jiang Muyi did not notice Xiao Huanan's transformation and replied: "Can you please stop guessing that I am your guardian angel?"
Xiao Huanan was calm and composed: "Who should I guess?"
"Guess whoever you want, but not me."
"So you are my guardian angel?" Xiao Huanan asked.
Jiang Muyi answered honestly: "Yes."
The answer was obtained so easily.
Xiao Huanan smiled and threw the tissue into the trash can. "It depends on my mood."
Jiang Muyi thought that he had aroused Xiao Huanan's guilt, and felt that the first place was almost certain: "???"
After being stunned for a few seconds, he hurriedly chased after him.
Angrily asked: "Are you trying to trick me?"
Xiao Huanan paused for a few seconds at the tip of her nose, which was red after crying, and said slowly: "Are you playing a trick of inflicting pain on yourself?"
Jiang Muyi's joke.
Well, it's half and half.
Jiang Muyi walked straight past him with a sullen look on his face.
Xiao Huanan's clear and smiling voice sounded behind her, "If you were nice to me today, I wouldn't have answered your name when I guessed the guardian last."
Jiang Muyi immediately turned around and followed Xiao Huanan respectfully.
She tilted her head towards Xiao Huanan, "Teacher Xiao, do you want to hear a joke?"
As Jiang Muyi had worked for Gu Yankai, the troublesome and stingy boss, for three years, she was very sensible and almost immediately began to work on trying to please him.
Xiao Huanan raised his eyebrows, "What kind of joke is that?"
Seeing that he was somewhat interested, Jiang Muyi immediately searched for the jokes stored in her mind.
"Do you know why Mosquito was not sent to study medicine?" Jiang Muyi thought of an idea in a few seconds.
She was sure this would amuse him.
"Because they already know how to draw blood." Xiao Huanan replied calmly.
Jiang Muyi, who was about to give the answer to make him laugh, said: "..."
After they stared at each other for a few seconds, Jiang Muyi gave up and asked, "How did you know?"
"It's like a brain teaser. You can guess the answer with a little bit of thinking."
Jiang Muyi gritted his teeth and thought of another one.
But Xiao Huanan still easily guessed the follow-up.
He mentioned several more and they were all guessed correctly.
The storage capacity of cold jokes in his brain was emptied, but Xiao Huanan still looked at him with a leisurely expression.
Jiang Muyi's desire to win was aroused, and he took out his cell phone.
He glared at Xiao Huanan fiercely, "Just wait."
I searched for several and before I told Xiao Huanan, I started laughing.
She was so busy laughing that she completely forgot to tell Xiao Huanan a joke, and she also forgot that there was someone she needed to protect.
As Xiao Huanan walked, he could hear her laughter from time to time, and the corners of her lips curled up slightly.
The sound of laughter came from far away, and Gu Yankai looked in the direction of the sound.
When his eyes met their smiling faces, he quickly looked away.
When she opened the orange, her hand was too heavy and the juice splashed on the hem of Hu Shicha's skirt.
Hu Shicha spent a lot of money to buy the skirts she wore in each issue. They were all very valuable. She felt heartbroken when they were soiled.
She couldn’t blame Gu Yankai, so she could only call out faintly, “Brother Yankai…”
Gu Yankai seemed to have blocked out all the messages and didn't even glance over here.
It was not until Jiang Muyi and the others sat on the sofa closest to them that Gu Yankai moved noticeably.
He lowered his eyes to glance at the skirt Hu Shicha was wearing, "This skirt is dirty, I'll buy you another one."
His expression and tone were unusually gentle for Gu Yankai.
Hu Shicha was a little confused. He just realized that his skirt was splashed, but why did he react now?
Is the hearing delay so serious?
"No need, it's just a skirt, why would I ask Brother Yan Kai to compensate for it?" Hu Shicha declined.
A skirt costs two hundred thousand.
"Since I soiled yours, of course I have to compensate you with one. Every month I will ask the shopping guide from L to deliver the clothes to your door for you to choose." He said loudly.
Gu Yankai, like those nouveau riche whom he despised, flaunted his wealth in a high-profile manner.
At this moment, he just wanted to tell everyone that he was rich.
Her eyes glanced at Jiang Muyi vaguely, but she didn't look over here.
Jiang Muyi was concentrating on telling Xiao Huanan a joke at the moment and didn't notice any of this.
"Why are cuckolded people always so happy?" Jiang Muyi saw something funny and read it to Xiao Huanan.
Xiao Huanan tilted his head slightly, "Because green is healthier."
As expected, his guess was correct again, and Jiang Muyi laughed so hard that he fell over.
Xiao Huanan didn't think the joke was funny, but he was infected by Jiang Muyi's loud laughter, and a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes.
Xu Zi, who was trying to cook pork rib soup with Jiang Huiyu, was shocked when he heard this joke.
Just a few days ago, he learned that his nickname had evolved from Ninja Turtle to Cuckold Turtle.
In order to fight back against his fans, his haters specially posted a thread to analyze the relationship between him, Sister Shicha and Brother Yankai.
Compare him to Ivry's incompetent husband.
Finally he was given the name: Green-hatted Turtle.
This name spread very quickly because it sounded funny and had a strong story. Even if Xu Zi himself didn't want to see it, he was pushed forward.
So he was sure that Jiang Muyi did it on purpose.
"Jiang Muyi!" Xu Zi roared.
Jiang Huiyu, who was cutting ginger slices, was so scared that she trembled and almost cut herself.
Jiang Muyi, who was laughing till tears came out of her eyes, turned around and looked at Xu Zi with a puzzled look on her face, "What's wrong? Did I shock you with high voltage electricity? Why are you so crazy all of a sudden?"
Xu Zi held his breath and asked, "What green hat joke are you talking about at this time?"
Jiang Muyi really didn't understand why this idiot suddenly went crazy, with an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.
Xiao Huanan said lazily, "He got a new title these two days."