NFBE Chapter 269 Master, are you sure you want to dress up as a woman to seduce the other person?
Chapter 269 Master, are you sure you want to dress up as a woman to seduce the other person?
Chapter 269 Master, are you sure you want to dress up as a woman to seduce the other person?
The little girl struggled to get up from the snow, patted the snowflakes on her cotton skirt, and said loudly: "Even if you cry, I won't cry!"
“Okay, okay.” Lu Zhan was too lazy to pay attention to the little girl and turned to look at Chu Wantang: “Does Old Zhao have a high position in the Demon Suppression Bureau?”
Chu Wantang immediately realized the reason, and she said in a muffled voice: "Hmm..."
"No wonder." Lu Zhan glanced at Zhao Jiaojiao again. No wonder this little girl looked heartless, yet a little arrogant. It seemed that her father had a high status.
The little Loli snorted. She felt happy at the thought that she could go out and play without restraint tomorrow and didn't have to care about her image. She walked up to the three brothers from Suzaku Valley, took the barbecue and started eating happily.
The three brothers of Suzaku Valley dared to be angry but not to say anything. Whose naughty kid is this? He can’t even say thank you. They, the accomplices, should have some dignity!
Chu Wantang simply couldn't bear to watch this scene. She stood up and said, "We'll act together tomorrow."
"Huh? You want to join in too?" Lu Zhan was a little surprised.
Chu Wantang raised an eyebrow: "No?"
"Of course, the more people there are, the better." Lu Zhan said with a wry smile. How could he refuse the rich woman's application to join the group?
Chu Wantang's expression finally eased a lot: "Then I'll go first."
"Hmph, the other party will definitely choose me. It's useless for you to follow them." Jiang Jiang leaned behind Lu Zhan and muttered softly.
Chu Wantang stopped and turned to glance at Jiang Ningshuang. His eyes were cold and indifferent. "Indeed, no matter whether it is a demon or an evil cultivator, they always prefer stupid women because stupid women are easier to be hooked. You are indeed more suitable than me."
"You! Who are you calling stupid!" Jiang Jiang stood up immediately.
"Stupid who?"
"You are so stupid!" Jiang Ningshuang said angrily.
Chu Wantang sneered: "Yes."
Jiang Ningshuang was stunned for a moment, then she realized that she had been tricked. She immediately flew into a rage and pointed at Chu Wantang, but unfortunately after pointing for a long time, she couldn't think of how to fight back.
"Tsk..." Chu Wantang sneered, as if she was disdainful of getting entangled with Jiang Ningshuang any further. She left like a fairy.
Her disdainful attitude completely ignited Jiang Ningshuang: "What does Chu Wantang mean? Did she look down on me just now?"
"No..." Lu Zhan tried to comfort her, but he felt that Jiang Jiang was overestimating herself... She was new and playful, and she got angry when she couldn't win.
"I'm not stupid, she just looks down on me!" Jiang Ningshuang's chest was shaking with anger. She stamped her feet in anger and pouted as she reviewed the situation afterwards: "Damn it, damn it, I didn't perform well just now. I should have told her that no matter who it is, no one likes the washboard! Oh, this is such a harsh curse, but why didn't I think of it just now! I'm so angry!"
"..." Lu Zhan said faintly: "Try not to say these words in front of her."
"Why?" Jiang Ningshuang stared at Lu Zhan with her big, moist eyes, and asked suspiciously, "Are you afraid that she will be angry?"
“No... I’m afraid that you’ll be bullied.” Actually, he was afraid that you’d be chopped with a knife... Lu Zhan knew Xiao Chu too well. He looked lively, kind-hearted, and extremely polite... But in fact, those were all illusions. Xiao Chu was the one with a hot temper. He was decisive and would chop anyone he said he would.
I still remember the first time I tracked down the witch from southern Xinjiang with Xiao Chu. She was polite one second, and then she turned the monk's house upside down the next.
It was the same when we were in the secret realm... He smiled politely at first, but the next moment he blocked the door with his heart sword.
Jiang Jiang, a stupid girl, would definitely not get any advantage against the decisive and intelligent Xiao Chu, but Lu Zhan could not say it clearly, otherwise it would hurt Jiang Jiang's self-esteem.
Jiang Ningshuang said sweetly: "Hey, don't worry, I won't be bullied!"
No way... Lu Zhan clearly felt that Xiao Chu was absent-minded today. If he had gone all out, I'm afraid Jiang Jiang would be crying while reviewing the situation.
However, I still have to avoid this kind of Shura field. If it happens every now and then, even if I am a mature Sea King, I can’t bear it... Lu Zhan thought secretly.
The little Lolita next to her suddenly said, "I'm full and have enough to drink. I'm leaving first."
Lu Zhan's face darkened. This stupid kid from the Zhao family only cared about eating. He said coldly, "If you're late tomorrow, don't come! The Demon Suppression Division doesn't have any rules for bringing children to play. This time, we're just doing it for your father's sake!"
The little girl glanced at Lu Zhan without saying anything. But when she passed by Lu Zhan, she suddenly stepped hard on his foot and then ran away.
Lu Zhan: “…”
The naughty child of the old Zhao family was really naughty. No matter how bad it was, Lu Zhan decided to find an opportunity to educate her and let her know the dangers of the world.
Jiang Jiang, on the other hand, was laughing so hard that her body was shaking with laughter: "This kid is really fun, much more interesting than the cold Chu Wantang. Don't run, I'm going the same way as you, I'll take you home!"
Jiang Ningshuang ran away, her red skirt fluttering in the night wind like a fluttering alluring butterfly, as if she had forgotten all about the unpleasantness that had just occurred.
After the girls left, Merlin suddenly became quiet. Lu Zhan slowly exhaled, well... I'd better try to avoid Shura Field as much as possible in the future.
Otherwise, he would become a sandwich, which would be bad no matter which way he leaned.
……
The next morning, everyone came to the downstream area of the moat and acted according to the plan.
Chu Wantang and Jiang Ningshuang took disguise pills, dressed themselves up as secluded girls, and acted separately in the south and the north.
The little Loli was walking along the river bank. She didn't look like she was there to be a bait, but rather to have fun.
Lu Zhan was very optimistic about the little Loli. Although her cultivation was not very high, it was not bad either. Moreover, it was not easy for her to have such a mentality at such a young age.
"Fellow Daoist, how about giving me a disguise pill as well?" Yuan Kong had been investigating this matter, and wanted to take action after getting some clues. Unfortunately, Lu Zhan's plan required a young girl, not a young boy.
Lu Zhan looked at him strangely and said, "Master, if you take the Disguise Pill, you will become a woman. Although it will be a fake woman, your appearance will be much more feminine."
Yuan Kong said righteously: "It doesn't matter. In order to solve this case and rid the people of harm, women are women!"
If Lu Zhan didn't know Yuan Kong well, he would even suspect that he was a psychopath. However, looking at the righteous master, Lu Zhan still gave him a disguise pill.
The disguise pills of the three brothers of Suzaku Valley are all basic. Although they can change their appearance after taking them, they are still similar to their original appearance.
For example, even if Chu Wantang's appearance has changed, her figure will not become too exaggerated.
So when Yuan Kong took the disguise pill, a tall and mighty woman as beautiful as a flower appeared in front of Lu Zhan.
"This is good, I'll change my clothes and put on some makeup, and dress myself up like a woman." Yuan Kong looked at himself in the mirror, very satisfied with his current appearance.
"..." Lu Zhan hesitated, "Well... Actually, it's okay to be without makeup. There's no need to make it so complicated."
"No, if we are going to do it, we have to do it professionally!" Yuan Kong said seriously, turned around and used the rouge and powder left by Jiang Jiang, inserted a big red flower on the wig, and finally changed into a colorful set of clothes.
Although she does look a bit unpleasant to the eyes, she is a serious woman. At most, she is a little ugly, but her gender would never be doubted.
The corners of Lu Zhan's mouth twitched. Some people look great without makeup. If they insist on putting on makeup, it would only make matters worse...
Lu Zhan pondered for a while before praising: "Master, you are truly selfless. I admire you!"
"No need to praise me, I'm leaving now!" Yuan Kong lifted up the hem of his skirt, twisted his hips and set off, looking very professional.
Lu Zhan stared at his back, speechless for a long while.
From a friend's perspective, Lu Zhan knew that Yuan Kong was kind-hearted and upright, and loved to stand up for the weak and the weak. He really wanted to solve the case, so he was willing to dress up as a woman.
But from the perspective of passers-by, Yuan Kong's appearance at this moment does seem a bit inconsiderate to the public... it's quite eye-catching.
Lu Zhan looked ahead, calmed down for a while, and fell into deep thought. According to the other party's killing pattern, the probability of him appearing today was very high. Even if he did not appear in this area, he would appear in other areas.
In short, once the Demon Suppression Division intervenes in the investigation, it is definitely not comparable to the Jingzhao Yin government.
Lu Zhan was not in a hurry, he was just curious about which bait the other party would take a fancy to.
It can’t be Yuan Kong, right?
……
At noon, a Taoist priest in white walked out of the dense forest fifty miles away from the moat. The Taoist priest was wearing a Taoist robe and holding a whisk in his hand. He had an extraordinary temperament and looked like an immortal.
"The higher-ups really don't know how hard it is for us down there. Our appetites are getting bigger and bigger. How can I handle it?"
The Taoist priest's name was Zhang San, and he was a Taoist practitioner in the middle stage of the mysterious realm who was proficient in the art of entering dreams. At this level, his life should have been very comfortable and his body should have been very healthy. But at this moment, he had only walked a few miles when his waist felt a little sore.
Zhang San held his waist skillfully, sighed, and felt very unhappy.
As a Taoist practitioner, Zhang San's greatest ideal is to make a name for himself, reach the pinnacle of his life, return home in glory and bring honor to his family, and let those people who laughed at his name see what it means to go from bad to better.
Unfortunately, he did not achieve any of the above points, and even his cultivation could not make any further progress. He had to face the reality. In order to seek fame and fortune, he took the initiative to make friends with noble people, became their aide, and helped them do some shameful things.
If there is one benefit of becoming a noble's aide, it is that no one calls him Zhang San anymore. Even when the noble talks to him, he will call him "Master Zhang".
The nobles have many tricks and like strange things the most. In the beginning, the Taoist priest would at most help catch a few goblins to play with, but now the nobles' appetites are getting bigger and bigger. They even frequently ask for unmarried girls and want him to do it without leaving any trace.
Zhang San originally enjoyed the life of being 'Master Zhang', but as the needs of his nobles became more and more frequent, he could no longer bear it.
The Great Dream Entering Technique seems to be very powerful, but in fact it consumes a huge amount of energy from the caster himself. Zhang San's body has gradually become weak and can no longer meet the demands of the nobleman, but he does not want to teach the Great Dream Entering Technique to others. If everyone knows it, he will seem less important.
But the nobleman said that he only needed ten more girls to accomplish his mission. Then he would be named Zhang Zhenren and a temple would be built for him!
The weak Zhang San suddenly felt like he was given an injection of chicken blood!
Zhang Zhenren!
Then he can return home in glory!
In order to complete this task, Zhang San took many qi-replenishing pills and his body recovered a lot.
As a human being, if you take some drugs you can always continue to do it a few more times!
However, he heard that the Demon Suppression Bureau was also investigating this case. With the Demon Suppression Bureau watching, Zhang San did not dare to commit the crime in an unfamiliar place. He decided to commit the crime in a familiar area.
Even if he encountered danger, he could always escape thanks to his familiarity with this place and the protection of his magic weapon.
Or maybe everyone likes to be a noble. As a mere lackey, he has top-notch magic weapons bestowed by nobles for self-defense. If he becomes the noble himself, what will happen?
Wouldn't it be possible to use top-notch magic weapons as a job every day?
The more Zhang San thought about it, the more excited he became. He was already very familiar with doing this kind of thing and had professional rhetoric. As long as he was not caught in the act, even if he encountered the Demon Suppression Bureau, he would be able to defend himself according to the laws of the Great Zhou.
This is also the reason why he dared to commit the crime against the wind.
Top-level magic weapon + professional knowledge + familiarity with the laws of the Great Zhou. With these three skills, he only needs to be careful and has nothing to worry about.
As long as he gets the other person's energy, he can make the other person fall into a dream without anyone noticing, and then abduct the other person without leaving any trace.
Zhang San performed his steps with full confidence and soon arrived at a lake. From a distance, he saw a woman in colorful clothes making a wish under a big tree beside the lake.
"It's really easy to get it..."
Zhang San was immediately delighted. Actually, his way of harming people was very simple. He would find those girls who were alone or making wishes at the Marriage Tree or Yue Lao Temple, and act like an immortal. He would tell the girls his fortune to gain their trust, and then tell them that he could help them get out of their current predicament and fulfill their wishes. All they had to do was close their eyes and make a wish sincerely, and he would cast a spell to bless them, but the blessing process would be a bit sore and swollen.
While these women were making wishes, he would take the opportunity to extract their Qi. The women would just think that their bodies were being "purified" and would not resist.
The lake in front of us is called Lover's Lake, and the big tree is a twin tree. Many girls will make a pious wish when passing by here.
The colorful woman is making a wish, which means she has something to ask for, and as long as she has something to ask for, it is a flaw.
Although the other person's back looks somewhat majestic, as long as she is a Yuanyin woman, Zhang San is not picky!
Thinking of this, Zhang San straightened his clothes, put on his immortal temperament, strode behind the woman, stroked his white beard, and said with a smile: "This girl, I see..."
Zhang San's voice suddenly stopped when he had just said half of the word "you" in "I think you and I are destined to be together"
Because the 'girl' who had made a pious wish just now turned around with a smile, that unique look immediately made Zhang San feel uncomfortable. He stared at the girl in front of him, his weather-beaten face full of shock.
So ugly!
How could there be such an ugly woman in the world!
No wonder the Yuan Yin has not been broken!
Even if I closed my eyes, I couldn't bring myself to do it!
The corners of Zhang San's mouth twitched wildly. He saw that the woman in front of him had a big, rough face. Her dark skin was smeared with pink rouge, like an eggplant hit by frost. But her small eyes were full of affection. Zhang San claimed to have seen countless people, but at this moment his stomach still felt churning.
If he wasn't afraid that the pill he had taken hadn't been absorbed yet and it would be a waste to spit it out, Zhang San felt that he could spit it out immediately.
"Is there anything I can help you with?" Yuan Kong asked shyly, covering her face with a handkerchief.
Yue... It's okay if she's not shy, but it's even more unbearable when she is shy... Zhang San changed his mind when he was about to say something: "Girl, do you know how to get to Xiahe Village..."
Yuan Kong was slightly startled. He thought it was a fish that had taken the bait, but it turned out to be someone asking for directions. He pointed casually and said, "It's over there!"
Yuan Kong didn't think there was anything wrong with his acting skills. His eyes and gestures had been very good, so the person in front of him might not be Yu'er, and he needed to continue waiting.
"Thank you." Zhang San ran without stopping.
In the past, Zhang San thought that as long as she was a Yuanyin girl, it would be fine... But now he knows that not all Yuanyin girls are called girls... For example, the one just now, is she still a human being?
So ugly, like a kappa!
What if this is caught by the nobles? The nobles are just playing with flowers, but they are not blind!
Zhang San was glad that he reacted in time and did not reveal any flaws. He walked non-stop towards Xiahe Village, looking for the next destined person.
After running at full speed for more than twenty miles, Zhang San came to a bamboo forest downstream of the moat.
There were bursts of singing coming from the bamboo forest. A little girl wearing coarse linen clothes but with a delicate face was diligently digging winter bamboo shoots.
"This is good……"
When Zhang San saw the little girl's appearance, he was overjoyed. Although she was young, she was pretty and it would be appropriate to capture her.
It’s better than that burly woman just now!
And children are easier to deceive!
Zhang San hurriedly forced out a kind expression. He walked behind the little girl and said lovingly, "Little girl, why are you here alone? Aren't you afraid of running into bad people?"
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PS: Oh my god, I’ve been so busy these past two days, and my back and waist are sore. After the scheduled time is over, I go to bed as soon as possible. I’m so sleepy!