Chapter 240 This is not science, nor magic, but very ancient
Chapter 240 This is not science, nor magic, but very ancient
Listening to Owen's words, Ronnie opened his mouth and finally sighed.
"Okay, if you insist."
As he spoke, Ronnie raised his hand and rubbed Owen's head.
"But let me be frank. If things are impossible, I will not watch you die. I will forcibly take you away from this world."
Hearing this, Owen gave Ronnie a bright smile in return.
"No problem, I won't do anything stupid."
"You promise."
Seeing Ronnie's insistence, Owen also made a promise, guaranteeing that he would never do anything stupid.
Just as Ronnie was talking to Owen, Deadpool also came back. Looking at the pile of money under his red tights, Ronnie couldn't stop twitching his eyes.
"Have you searched the pockets of all the dead?"
Hearing Ronnie's complaints, Deadpool raised his head shamelessly.
"No, they're dead anyway, I won't waste it."
As he said that, Deadpool came to Ronnie's side and spoke in a low voice with a lewd look on his face.
"I found two top-notch items before. With this money, it will be enough for us to have a night of luxury. When the time comes, you can let your little apprentice go to sleep, and then we can have some fun together."
Deadpool winked at Ronnie through his mask, and occasionally let out a lewd laugh that showed he understood.
"I'm treating you this time, you're definitely in for a treat. After all, I've never treated anyone else before. I'm treating you because you're my good brother. In a sense, you've taken my first dragon. How about it? Are you touched? Are you very happy? Do you want to hug Deadpool's legs and cry?"
Ronnie: …
I'm not touched, but I really want to punch you in the face.
Ronnie thought so and did it. He punched Deadpool in the face, making him spin three and a half times in the air, and then he fell to the ground on his face with a Pia!
Ronnie originally thought that this punch could make Deadpool behave a little more seriously, but Ronnie still overestimated this guy's bottom line.
Deadpool was seen lying on the ground in a T-shape, as if he was feeling something, and then he raised his butt and arched it forward.
Ronnie: (???)
Ronnie really wanted to beat up Deadpool, but this idiot had no sense of pain, and Ronnie was afraid that his beating would make this pervert feel good.
Suddenly thinking of something, Ronnie used telekinesis to take out all the money under Deadpool's tights, intending to buy a spaceship and go directly to the space node.
Feeling that his money was taken away, Deadpool stopped lying on the ground and stood up and pounced on the money.
"Asshole, I misjudged you. You actually wanted to steal the money I used for fun."
Ronnie rolled his eyes when he heard this. This time he didn't use his hands and directly used telekinesis to knock Deadpool to the ground.
"Don't make trouble."
"I'm not making trouble!"
Deadpool was distraught and angry.
"I misjudged you, Ronnie. You are not my good brother at all. You are just a superficial brother."
Seeing Deadpool break free from the constraints of telekinesis with just a flick, Ronnie made a displeased sound. In order to calm this idiot down, Ronnie also tried to comfort him.
"Next time we go to the Chaos Star Sea, I'll take you there. You can play whatever you want, and I'll pay for it."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true. When have I ever lied to you? After all, Hongyu and I are good brothers. He will still give me this little face."
The moment he finished speaking, Deadpool stopped making a fuss and rubbed his hands as if he was about to give Ronnie a hug.
"Hehehe, you are indeed my good brother. You are so considerate."
You just said that I was just your superficial brother, how could you change your attitude so quickly?
Ronnie was speechless, but he didn't dwell on it. He found a store selling spaceships and planned to buy one.
However, even if Deadpool picked up a lot of money, it would not be enough to buy the most basic small spaceship.
Just when Ronnie was thinking about where to get some more money, Deadpool stood up and patted his chest to say that the purchase of the spaceship would be left to him.
Ronnie shrugged and agreed.
As a result, this idiot Deadpool dragged a spaceship from the garbage dump that was as shabby on the outside and inside.
"No, did you buy it from a scrap metal dealer? You tell me this piece of junk can be used?"
Listening to Ronnie's doubts, Deadpool didn't care at all.
"Don't worry about the details. I'll get him moving in a moment."
As he said that, Deadpool reached behind his butt and took out a hammer, then started hammering on the spaceship in front of Ronnie and Owen.
Half an hour later, looking at the brand new spaceship, Ronnie's mind was stuck and he couldn't help but look at Deadpool and complain.
"Are you Wolf? Can you create the world with a hammer?"
In Ronnie's memory, he could use a hammer to turn a small raft into an aircraft carrier. Although this spaceship was not originally a small raft, there was no difference.
Deadpool wiped the non-existent sweat from his head, then pulled Ronnie and Owen onto the spaceship.
The interior of the spacecraft is as brand new as its exterior. Not only are all facilities complete, but even the energy source is full.
After checking around, Ronnie couldn't help scratching his head.
"That's not scientific, and it's not magic either."
As Ronnie was speaking, he opened a removable wall inside the spacecraft. Looking at the blood-red piece of flesh inside, Ronnie's mouth twitched.
"Well, this is very ancient god."
At this time, Deadpool came over with a few boxes of food from the warehouse.
"Come on, come on, we've been busy all afternoon, eat something."
Just as Owen thanked him and was about to take it, he was stopped by Ronnie.
Looking at the food in Deadpool's hand, Ronnie frowned.
"Don't tell me you hammered these foods out too."
Hearing this, Deadpool tilted his head.
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
Ronnie: …
Ronnie didn't know how many times he had been speechless today, but he didn't forget Owen who was a little hungry. He took out a few cans of food from the picnic gift bag and handed them to Owen. Then, he completely ignored Deadpool's resistance and gave Owen earnest instructions.
"Owen, don't touch anything this idiot gives you from now on, or it will be contaminated and turn into a monster."
Although he didn't know why, Owen knew that his master would not harm him, so he nodded to show that he understood.
"Hey, hey, hey, you really don't want to have a bite? It's really delicious."
As he spoke, Deadpool pulled up his mask to reveal his mouth, then scooped a spoonful of black and red paste into his mouth and chewed it.
Seeing this, Ronnie rolled his eyes.
"No, I don't need to eat."
“I don’t know how to enjoy myself.”
"Okay, I won't argue with you anymore. Since we already have a spaceship, just take us to find the person you mentioned."
"Ok."
Deadpool shrugged, took the black and red paste to the cockpit, and began to set the course.
NFBE