Chapter 237 Deadpool's Magical Little Spell
Chapter 237 Deadpool's Magical Little Spell
"I'm warning you, don't hug me, it's disgusting."
Ronnie looked at Deadpool, whose entire upper body was stuck in the ground, and silently distanced himself from him with great disgust.
Seeing this, Owen on the side couldn't help but tilt his head.
"Um, Master, so what you care about is that he wants to hug you? I thought it was about the spare tire just now."
Hearing this, Ronnie realized that what the bastard Deadpool was talking about was those voluptuous little bitches being spare tires, so wouldn't that mean he was...
Damn you, you fooled yourself again.
Deadpool pulled himself out of the ground and was about to tease Ronnie when he suddenly noticed Owen standing next to him.
Owen's body is covered with smooth black scales, wearing loose clothes similar to sportswear, and has a small tail behind him. Owen's eyes are especially beautiful, like sapphires.
Deadpool tilted his head and stroked his chin, constantly circling around Owen and looking at him, occasionally making noises such as "Huh?", "Oh?", "Tsk tsk tsk...", etc.
Although Deadpool is lustful and accepts everyone, he really has no thoughts about Owen this time.
"How strange! He is just an ordinary creature, why is he endowed with such a huge force of destiny?"
As he said that, Deadpool took a step forward, held Owen's face, and looked at him carefully.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, such a huge force of destiny, it's like the whole world, and it's far more than that. There's also the breath of an old acquaintance mixed in it. This is really interesting."
Ronnie noticed Owen's pleading look and immediately separated him and Deadpool, then put Owen behind him.
Although Deadpool is a fool who scares everyone and has a crazy mindset that is difficult to understand, it has to be admitted that he is still part of an ancient god and has unimaginable knowledge.
Ronnie had been curious before why Owen's fate in the Book of Fate was a constantly changing mess of codes. Perhaps this idiot in front of him would know something.
Hearing Ronnie's question, Deadpool did not act like a jerk as before, but touched his chin and spoke with some uncertainty.
"I'm not very clear about the specific situation. After all, I'm not a destiny expert. But I can see that the huge force of destiny on this little guy was only exerted on him some time ago. It should be the afternoon two weeks ago."
"Two weeks ago in the afternoon."
Ronnie frowned and muttered to himself. He remembered that the afternoon two weeks ago was the time when he agreed to teach Ove.
"If I want to know what's going on, I have to ask my old friend."
The old friend that Deadpool mentioned is an ancient god of destiny.
Ronnie, who had already guessed it, also planned to let Deadpool ask. Although he did not agree to accept Owen as his disciple, he was still half a disciple after all, and Ronnie did not want Owen to get into trouble.
"Well, if I want to contact my friend, I need to go to a quiet place and prepare some things."
Hearing this, Ronnie nodded, opened the portal, and went to an open place.
Then Ronnie saw Deadpool looking around and then taking out various things.
Various strange props, such as half-eaten black paste cans, used disposable balloons, etc., formed a circle around the surrounding.
Watching Deadpool's actions, Owen pulled Ronnie's arm curiously.
"Master, what is he doing?"
Hearing this, Ronnie's face was filled with black lines. He shook his head and said that he didn't know either.
"They should be preparing for some ceremony."
Although he said that, but looking at the things that Deadpool took out, why do they feel so weird?
As for Deadpool, after he finished his preparations, he stood in the center of the circle, making random incomprehensible gestures with his hands.
"Is this the ritual to contact the ancient gods?"
Ronnie had just said something to himself when he heard Deadpool's words.
"A bitch and a dog are together forever! Cephalexin and wine are together at any time! Second brother and hand are together for a night of terror!"
Ronnie: (???)
I thought contacting the ancient gods would be such a great spell, but this...
Ronnie was now at a loss for words or rants to express how fucked up he felt.
"No, can you contact the ancient gods?"
Before Ronnie could finish his words, Deadpool let out a roar.
"Come on!"
The next moment, Ronnie suddenly felt an extremely terrifying feeling, and an emotionless pressure enveloped the surroundings.
The ancient god who can be contacted in this way must be an idiot.
Although he was complaining in his heart, Ronnie did not forget to use the power of chaos to protect Owen beside him.
It didn't take long for Deadpool to finish the ceremony, but at the end, Ronnie heard a particularly crisp slap sound, and then saw Deadpool flipping in the air for more than ten times before landing. It was obvious that he was slapped by the ancient god in some unknown way.
In this regard, we can only say that he is worthy of being Deadpool. Even the ancient gods couldn’t resist the urge to slap him.
Deadpool got up cursing and brushed the dust off his body speechlessly.
"Really? I just asked for a date, why did you give me a slap in the face?"
After saying that, Deadpool called out to Ronnie and prepared to leave.
Ronnie and Owen were stunned when they saw Deadpool turning and walking away.
"No, wait a minute, didn't you just go and ask the ancient god Owen what the current situation is?"
"Oh yes, I almost forgot."
Deadpool slapped his forehead and suddenly realized something. Then, under the expectant gaze of Ronnie and Owen, Deadpool opened his mouth and finally sighed.
"Forget it, I'd better not tell you. It's not good for you to know too much."
Ronnie: (? ? dish ?)
"You bastard! Explain your words clearly."
Ronnie was really pissed off by this idiot Deadpool. He rushed forward, grabbed his collar, pressed him to the ground, condensed a long sword, and stabbed it directly into his body.
Although he was pierced through the body by the sword and nailed to the ground, Deadpool didn't care at all. He crossed his hands behind his head, crossed his legs, and then swayed.
"Have you not realized yet? This world is influencing your thinking."
Ronnie just realized it from when he couldn't control his emotions just now.
He casually dropped the sword in his hand, and after carefully feeling himself returning to normal, he couldn't help but frown.
At this time, Deadpool also explained: "This world is about to be irreversibly destroyed. In this world, there are special forces that guide emotions to extremes and are extremely obscure. Even you now cannot avoid it, but I didn't expect you to notice it now."
Hearing this, Ronnie did not reply, but instantly turned into a gray dragon.
Only then did Ronnie feel the power that guided his emotions. It was very strong and he could not avoid it even if he turned into a gray dragon.
"What on earth is happening in this world?"
Hearing this, Deadpool shrugged.
"Who knows."
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I'm sorry that I wasn't able to update yesterday, and I didn't make up for it as I promised. I will try my best to make up for it later. I'm currently two chapters behind.
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