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Chapter 231 Let's invite the fairy away

The excruciating pain in his feet took Mangzi a long time to recover.

only......

Isn't he in the yard?

How did you end up lying inside?

How is this going?

The next second, he found that his stomach was bloated, and the discomfort was far greater than the pain in his feet.

What's going on here?

Mangzi looked up at the fairy and saw that her eyes were dark and she was staring at him with displeasure.

What's going on here?

The fairy was exasperated; of all times, he had to wake up now!

You rascal, you really have a great name!

The onlookers gasped in surprise when they saw the person who had been lying on the ground finally wake up.

"Dr. Xiao Xiao is truly amazing!"

"With just one needle, the evil spirit was driven away immediately."

"Yes, yes, that's why they say Dr. Xiao is a miracle doctor!"

Everyone was praising Ye Xiaoxiao.

The fairy then realized that the woman in front of her was actually a doctor; it was the first time she had ever met a female doctor.

Hmph! She was indignant about losing the game.

hateful!

Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at the fairy's indignant face and said modestly, "Perhaps the fairy's talisman water takes effect slowly, and he just happened to wake up when it was my turn. It's not a win by accident."

"I don't want to steal the Fairy's credit in this round, so let's just say the Fairy won."

Upon hearing this, the fairy could not believe her ears. Her eyes widened, and she regained her spirits.

The match is decided in two rounds, and she has already won one round, so the score is now tied.

A smug gleam shone in her eyes.

Regardless of whether she wins or loses the next round, she'll consider herself a winner!

Guaranteed profit! Guaranteed profit! Hahahahahahahahaha—

If there were no one around, the fairy would have loved to laugh out loud.

Shiny silver!

Seeing that Ye Xiaoxiao had woken up with just one needle, Bai Qing looked at her with admiration and asked, "Sister Xiaoxiao, how did you do that?"

Ye Xiaoxiao didn't move her lips, but turned her head and explained softly, "Yongquan acupoint, you idiot!"

Bai Qing suddenly realized, "So that's how it is!"

He silently recited in his mind: Yongquan acupoint treats fainting, heatstroke, epilepsy... and... and... and what else? Oh no! He forgot again...

Ye Xiaoxiao: ......

The first round is over, now it's time for the second: Invoking the Gods.

How could a sorceress know anything about summoning gods? Even her exorcisms were accomplished with the help of an outside accomplice.

However, she remained completely calm at this moment.

After all, he had already secured the victory, so he could just fool these people easily.

Whether or not you can invite the gods is just a matter of your own words.

Ye Xiaoxiao gestured, "Elders should be respected, please go first, Fairy Maiden."

She smiled slightly at the fairy, the corners of her mouth subtly revealing a hint of cunning.

When the fairy met Ye Xiaoxiao's gaze, she became suspicious. Could there be a trap involved?

Upon closer inspection, the little girl before her was undeniably sincere. Had she mistaken her for someone else?

A moment later, the fairy godmother lit three incense sticks with great seriousness, took out a futon, and sat cross-legged on it.

He closed his eyes and began muttering in a strange, incoherent voice.

A moment later, she suddenly raised her hands and gestured wildly in the air, still muttering to herself.

Then, he started shaking his body continuously...

After an unknown amount of time, the fairy slowly opened her eyes, indicating that the invocation of the gods was over.

Ye Xiaoxiao smiled brightly: "Fairy, are you done?"

The fairy nodded, panting heavily.

I'm exhausted if I don't finish soon; it's so hot and I'm sweating all over.

"Where is God?" Ye Xiaoxiao's smile remained unchanged, but there was a hint of sarcasm in it.

"God... God, I just asked Him to possess me. He came, but then he left." The fairy touched her nose, trying to hide her unease.

She added, "Gods are naturally different from us mortals; they are very busy."

"Oh--"

Ye Xiaoxiao drew out her words and nodded.

The onlookers started whispering among themselves again.

"It seems the fairy maiden does have some skill; she really can summon gods!"

"You saw that? Use your brain."

“The fairy said the god came and went, how could she be wrong? You just saw it yourself.”

"I didn't see anything, I just felt like she was going crazy."

"..."

Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at the fairy maiden, then at everyone else, and said, "Next, it's my turn."

After she finished speaking, she gestured for Bai Qing to place the basin of water she had just filled in the middle.

Then, following the example of the fairy, she lit three incense sticks.

Then, she took out a piece of paper from her bosom and began reciting the words she had hastily learned the night before:

"Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, I beseech all the gods. I, a believer from Qifeng Town, now offer three sticks of incense, which transform into auspicious five-colored clouds, to invite the immortals, Buddhas, and saints to ride on these clouds and take up their posts here."

Seeing Ye Xiaoxiao's solemn expression, Bai Qing felt even more admiration: Ahhhhh! Sister Xiaoxiao is so amazing!

Ye Xiaoxiao heard his thoughts and her lips twitched slightly.

Bai Qing, take it easy, I'm about to lose my composure.

Ye Xiaoxiao unfolded the yellow paper in her hand. It was blank and without a single word. She gently placed the paper into the basin of water.

The yellow paper was quickly soaked, and gradually, a powerful "Buddha" character appeared.

As soon as the word "Buddha" appeared, everyone immediately knelt down with a "whoosh," shouting excitedly.

"God has clearly answered our prayers!"

"God has clearly answered our prayers!"

"Bless the Buddha!"

May Buddha bless my family with good health and safety.

"..."

Upon seeing that the other party could actually summon a real Buddha, the fairy was so frightened that she knelt down on the ground with a thud, and then kowtowed repeatedly, saying, "May Buddha bless me to become rich! May Buddha bless me to become rich!"

Seeing the fairy's actions, Ye Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes: You really don't waste any opportunity to make money!

After acting for so long, it's time to wrap things up.

Ye Xiaoxiao smiled enigmatically and questioned, "I wonder which deity this fairy maiden worships? Is her origin legitimate?"

“Naturally, he is a god who protects peace, and his origins are legitimate, righteous…” The fairy slumped her shoulders, not daring to look at Ye Xiaoxiao, and could only give a dry reply.

"Alright, in that case, who wins this round?" Ye Xiaoxiao asked the others.

"Dr. Xiao Xiao wins!"

"Dr. Xiao Xiao wins!"

Everyone spoke in unison.

The fairy chuckled obsequiously, "You win this round, hehehe—you win!"

Ye Xiaoxiao continued, "According to the agreement, one wins and one loses. I fought this fairy maiden to a draw, so according to the rules, the fairy maiden is considered to have won."

"However, after meeting you today, I feel that I have a special connection with you, so I would like to invite you to a meal. I wonder if you would do me the honor?"

Upon hearing this, the fairy maiden was overjoyed and her face lit up with a smile.

"Good good!"

"Come on, let's ask the fairy to leave!"

Ye Xiaoxiao shouted loudly outside.