NFBE Chapter 392 Yang Jiao Loans to Qingniu
Chapter 392 Yang Jiao Loans to Qingniu
Yang Jiao watched the two quasi-saints change shape and shape, not knowing when it would end.
After letting out a soft sigh, he propped his face up and peeled another orange.
The ox's belly rumbled, and it said with a determined expression:
"A loan! Niu Niu needs a loan!"
Yang Jiao quickly peeled the orange in her hand, and the orange-yellow flesh lay in her palm.
She thought for a moment and said:
"How about this, I can give you an orange, it has eight segments."
The green ox started calculating on its own.
"Adding the one petal from earlier, I now owe my senior sister nine golden pills!"
"No, no, no." Yang Jiao smiled. "But you don't have nine golden pills right now, so you can't give me golden pills. But I have oranges."
"What should we do then?" Qingniu asked in a panic.
"I gave you my oranges, but you can't give me a golden core. Aren't you at a loss, Senior Sister?"
“Yes, Senior Sister lost out,” Qingniu chimed in.
Yang Jiao continued:
"So, by the time you return to heaven and give your senior sister nine more golden pills, who knows when that will be?"
Qingniu thought it made sense.
A day in the sky, a year in the ground.
I don't know when I'll see my senior sister again.
He suddenly realized that it wasn't easy to collect Nine-Turn Golden Pills. In heaven, Niu Niu only gets twenty pills a day, but his senior sister had already been in the mortal world for a year.
But the little ox couldn't care less about that now; the sweet-smelling oranges seemed to have grown a hand, teasing his nose.
The blue ox was nervous.
Yang Jiao, seeing that the hooks were almost down, smiled and said:
"How about this, senior sister will take a loss and charge you less interest."
The blue ox's eyes lit up, and it greeted him loudly:
"Senior sister is the best!"
Mosquito Taoist silently moved a little further away.
She felt like she was about to grow a brain.
They are already reflecting on the commonalities between oranges and milk.
Like.
They look so alike.
Yang Jiao thought for a moment and said:
"Senior sister knows it wasn't easy for you to accumulate your golden core. Here, I'll give you an orange. Since this is our first collaboration, consider the segment from before a gift for you."
"Giving you those other eight pills all at once is quite a sum. I'll arrange an installment plan for you. Every month in the mortal realm, I'll only charge you interest on one pill. Once you have enough pills to pay off the principal, the interest will naturally cease."
Not to mention, Qingniu was completely bewildered.
Even the Mosquito Daoist standing to the side forgot to think about how he was tricked out of the Netherworld Blood Sea by the milk, and lowered his head, seriously counting on his fingers.
A mosquito and a cow were being calculated amidst the colorful light reflected between Grand Master Xuandu and Kong Xuan.
The green ox said:
"Eight pills for eight orange segments, that means the mortal world will have to give out twelve more oranges a year."
After he finished calculating, he looked up at Yang Jiao and pouted:
"Senior sister, your loan is so expensive."
Yang Jiao grunted and thought to himself: How come this ox has suddenly become smart?
He quickly added:
"But once you pay it off in one lump sum, there will be no interest."
"Niu Niu, think about it. You have twenty Nine-Turn Golden Pills a day! If you go to heaven, Laozi will give them to you. You give them to me all at once, so there won't be any interest, right?"
Qingniu thought about it and agreed.
They've all been returned; all that's left are eight pills and eight segments of orange!
As long as you're fast enough, the interest rate won't be able to catch up with you!
Mosquito Taoist was counting on his fingers when he suddenly looked up at Yang Jiao with a solemn expression and said:
"no!"
Just as Yang Jiao had successfully fooled him, Mosquito Taoist said no, which made her heart pound with excitement.
Even the blue ox was looking at her.
The Mosquito Taoist said indignantly:
"No way, Yang Jiao, you'll lose out!"
"what?"
Yang Jiao is a woman who specializes in scamming children, using modern loan tricks. How could she possibly lose money like that?
In short, Yang Jiao lost her confidence.
Mosquito Taoist glared at the Green Ox and snorted:
“He just ate one petal. Eight golden pills for nine petals, it’s not worth it.”
Yang Jiao: ...
Is that how you calculate it?
Think about it, even if he could get the elixir immediately upon returning, the mere thought of the trip between heaven and earth would take several months.
That orange segment was just bait thrown out by Yang Jiao.
The customer needs maintenance, so the bank also has to send some rice, flour, cooking oil, and a rice cooker.
Moreover,
Those are oranges! A broken orange can be exchanged for an elixir refined by Laozi!
Since Mosquito Taoist had already said so, Yang Jiao could only wear an expression that said, "I've lost out, I've lost out big time."
Upon hearing Mosquito Taoist's words, the Green Ox's eyes filled with tears.
He immediately knelt down in front of Yang Jiao, tilted his head back, his big eyes shining brightly, and whimpered:
"Senior sister, you're so good to Niu Niu!"
For a moment, Yang Jiao felt like she was a complete jerk.
But when he thought of those golden pills, he accepted that he was nothing.
Nodding with difficulty, I leaned down and asked him:
Do you want to take out a loan?
"want!"
Yang Jiao, feigning reluctance, handed over the plump, eight-segmented orange, patting Qingniu on the shoulder and saying:
"Only my senior sister would treat you this well."
The green ox was deeply moved.
Nodding vigorously:
From now on, Niu Niu will only listen to his senior sister!
"Good cow."
Yang Jiao was overjoyed!
With so many golden pills, she could really eat them as food in the future.
The matter has been settled for Yang Jiao.
The beauty contest between Grand Master Xuandu and Kong Xuan was also coming to an end.
Ever since Kong Xuan conjured up his illusory form, the entire sky has been illuminated by the beautiful colors of his wings.
Kong Xuan proudly raised his head:
"How can the foremost disciple of the People's Education System be compared to a peacock?"
Xuan Du originally disdained to lower himself to compete with a peacock, and he didn't take the provocation to heart.
Having cultivated the Way of tranquility and non-action for so long, these words no longer stir any emotion within me.
only!
He clearly heard how Yang Jiao tricked the Green Ox into taking on a mountain of Golden Core debt!
That stupid ox!
If Yang Jiao were a little ruthless and made Qingniu disappear all year round, he would never be able to pay off this debt in his lifetime.
Xuandu feared that if he delayed any longer, his junior sister might have another sudden inspiration and, instead of being satisfied with the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, set her sights on his master's alchemy furnace.
According to the stupid cow.
I'm afraid three oranges would be enough to trick the Green Ox into stealing the alchemy furnace!
Grand Master Xuandu's eyes darkened, and he decided to end the battle quickly.
His sleeves fluttered, and a Tai Chi diagram suddenly appeared behind him, with celestial energy flowing around him, causing the world to fall silent.
While the five-colored divine light is indeed dazzling, this Tai Chi diagram embodies the principle of simplicity and returning to one's true nature.
Kong Xuan looked over,
It was as if Xuandu was in a fairyland. In his eyes, Xuandu was also a peacock, even more beautiful and colorful than himself.
Yang Jiao smiled.
He murmured:
"Senior brother cheated."
They actually used the Tai Chi symbol.
The Tai Chi diagram can influence the user, just as Yin Hong can see his own obsessions.
At this moment, in Kong Xuan's eyes, Xuan Du was probably the most beautiful peacock in the world.
as predicted,
Kong Xuan's eyes narrowed, and the dazzling light behind him slowly faded.
He was measured in both winning and losing, and bowed, saying:
"I lost."
Grand Master Xuandu waved his sleeve and put away the Taiji diagram, then his face darkened.
He actually tried to outdo a peacock in beauty.
You even won!
Xuan Du let out a deep breath and looked at Qing Niu, who was holding a broken orange, chewing on a single segment for a long time, savoring it with a dazed expression.
Suddenly I felt a little wronged.
This junior sister is no ordinary person; she can make someone who practices the method of tranquility and non-action feel aggrieved!
He paused for a moment and then said to Yang Jiao:
"What happened today must not be told to outsiders."
Yang Jiao smiled brightly: "Okay, heaven, earth, you, and I will know."
After saying that, I'd like to add:
"Kong Xuan knows, the mosquito knows, and the cow knows."
Xuandu felt even more powerless at the mention of the Green Ox.
He waved.
"Return to the Tushita Palace."
Qingniu gave a soft "oh," then tugged at Yang Jiao's sleeve and whispered something:
"Senior sister, wait for Niu Niu to come and take out the loan again."