Chapter 13 Harsh Conditions, Demoulins's Same Old Lady Voice
Chapter 13 Harsh Conditions, Demoulins's Same Old Lady Voice
"How much? One million per gun? You must be kidding!"
"No way! Is this some kind of publicity stunt for the show?"
"Could they have mistaken HAF coins for cash?!"
"What kind of strength do you have? Give me 50!"
"Stop being so sour, upstairs. Look at their level and fan badge! A max-level VIP account, someone who's spent over ten million on the platform, would they joke with you?"
The live chat exploded, everyone was stunned by this sudden million-dollar invitation.
Keep in mind that the top-tier professional escorts in Delta only cost a few hundred dollars an hour.
Even if you leave right at the end of each game, you'll only make a couple hundred yuan an hour.
This guy, on the other hand, asked for a million, which is more than ten thousand times the original price!
Many of the fans who were supporting Lu Qiu in his live stream broke down in shock upon seeing this scene.
"I'm crying! I only earn 80 yuan for one escort order!"
"Who knows! I stayed up all night yesterday and only made four hundred yuan on five orders, while others made a million in one go!"
"Rich lady! Want to check this out? Top-secret protection, KD: 3.6! One million won, and I wouldn't even hesitate to protect you for a month, let alone just give you a handyman!"
"Only a month? No vision! I'll take a year!"
"Ten years!"
"Hey! That's unfair competition! Rich lady, how about you look at me? I don't want a million, just food and drink, and I can protect you for free for the rest of your life!"
"Hehe~ If you want to be kept, just say so!"
Lu Qiu, the person in question, paused for a moment while holding the mouse, and raised an eyebrow.
He was stunned.
Is the old lady really that charming?
How can someone offer a million for a Demulan shield?
Could it be that some netizen is just messing around with nothing better to do?
But when his gaze swept over the five neatly arranged rockets in the gift section, he dismissed the idea.
One rocket costs five thousand yuan, so five rockets would cost twenty-five thousand yuan. It's real money being poured in; it can't be just for fun.
As a qualified streamer, even if the other party doesn't ultimately give the million, he should still agree to the request for the 25,000 in gifts.
He typed a line of text on the keyboard and sent it to the public chat:
"Qiuqiu who loves running with knives": Sure, but what are the conditions?
"SuSu Doesn't Eat Sugar": The conditions are very simple. First, I must ensure that I don't lose a single drop of blood throughout the entire process, unless I die from falling or suffocating.
"SuSu Doesn't Eat Candy": Second, this million is my bounty. Anyone who knocks me down or defeats me in this game gets this million. If I don't lose any health due to other players and successfully retreat, then this million is yours.
Almost instantly, the tone of the comments section reversed.
The viewers who were just moments ago filled with envy, jealousy, and resentment are now shaking their heads and sighing.
Yang Qijia, who had been quietly lurking in the live stream, couldn't help but speak up, "I'm not saying this is bad, but it's really difficult. You can't lose health, and you can't get knocked down. Even if a professional team were protecting you, they wouldn't dare to guarantee this. What if you accidentally get hit by an item and lose health? Who can you complain to then?"
Just as everyone in the live stream was discouraged by this request, Lu Qiu's lips curled up slightly.
No health loss throughout the entire game?
It sounds difficult, but it's not impossible for him.
His fingers flew across the keyboard as he replied crisply and efficiently:
"Ai Pao Dao De Qiu Qiu": Okay. Send me your ID, I'll start now.
The live stream fell into a deathly silence for three seconds.
"Holy crap! They accepted it! They really accepted it!"
"Is the streamer crazy? They actually dared to accept such a offer? A million might sound tempting, but they'd never actually get it!"
"Oh no, the streamer's definitely going to get slapped in the face! A little bit of damage and a million is gone!"
"I bet five cents the streamer won't last ten minutes!"
"I bet a dollar! He won't last five minutes!"
Inside the pink e-sports room on the other side, Su Li was also surprised that the other party agreed so readily.
Thinking about it carefully, her requirements were somewhat demanding, but there was little cost to make a mistake.
Judging from the skills demonstrated by the fake old lady in her previous live stream, she does indeed have the ability.
After thinking for a moment, she sent a friend request to the other party.
"SuSu Doesn't Eat Sugar": The name is SuSu doesn't eat sugar.
Lu Qiu ignored the negative comments in the live chat.
After seeing the friend request from the other party, Lu Qiu clicked to accept and invited the other party to join the team.
Upon entering the team interface, Lu Qiu raised an eyebrow slightly.
He originally thought that after teaming up with him, SuSu would become a Huffman soldier like the players of Red Owl Hunting, since she doesn't eat candy. However, he didn't expect her to remain a normal Huffman operator.
To facilitate communication, Lu Qiu also turned on the microphone.
He had kept his microphone muted before because he was afraid of being asked about the old lady in the live stream chat, but now that there is an official response, there will be far fewer people stirring up trouble.
He had been streaming with his microphone off because he was afraid that the chat would keep asking him about controlling the old lady, which would cause unnecessary trouble.
Now that the official announcement has been released and the situation has calmed down considerably, it's a good opportunity to open up and discuss things while we're supporting each other.
To demonstrate his professionalism in providing expert support, he even lowered his voice and imitated the tone of popular supporters on the platform, speaking in a soft, high-pitched voice: "Hello, boss! Can you hear me?"
The moment he finished speaking, the live stream chat exploded.
What came through the microphone was surprisingly a hoarse yet powerfully resonant old woman's voice!
It's exactly the same voice as Demulan in the game, even the tone is exactly the same!
"Holy crap! That voice?! It's Demurran Benlan!"
"Help! I just sprayed water all over the screen while drinking! The streamer's voice is so exaggerated it sounds like an old lady, hahaha!"
"Stop laughing, upstairs! I now seriously suspect that the streamer is Demulan from another time!"
"Quick! Uninstall all the time-travel novels from your phone!"
Lu Qiu himself was also dumbfounded.
He picked up his phone with an incredulous look and opened his live stream.
Just then, I heard my own voice coming from the phone—a clear, hoarse yet powerful old woman's voice, exactly like that of a retired safety director.
"No way..." Lu Qiu's lips twitched, and she tried to repeat herself, trying to be as gentle as possible, "Hello, sir? Can you hear me?"
"Can."
A sweet female voice came through the headphones; it was Susu, who doesn't eat candy.
Meanwhile, in the live stream on the phone, the familiar voice of the old woman was still playing simultaneously.
The viewers in the live chat were laughing even harder.
"Hahaha, stop clamping it! The more you clamp it, the more it looks like one!"
"Sexy old lady, online escort!"
"Suddenly, I feel like this million was worth it! The one and only Desmoulins voice on the entire internet is here to support me!"
Lu Qiu sighed and rubbed his forehead: Oh well, as long as we can communicate, that's fine!
"Okay, as long as you can hear me. I'll equip you first; you can just bring some random stuff to keep up with the battle preparations!"
After completing the one-click setup, he was stunned when he looked at Susu, who didn't eat candy.
I thought this boss would be like other bosses, carrying a 45-compartment red envelope.
However, the other party was wearing a full set of six different outfits and was carrying a fully modified M250.
This move completely stunned the viewers in the live stream.
"??? Aren't you supposed to be the boss? Why are you installing the whole thing yourself?"
"Six sets + M250! Is this a full-scale attack?"
"What do you know! This is called increasing combat readiness and making the game more difficult!"
"If the bureau is full of rats, wouldn't spending that million be a complete waste!"
Lu Qiu didn't seem to care much, he just raised an eyebrow.
Anyway, it's someone else who paid for it, so they can do whatever they want with it.
Considering that the sniper competition was proceeding normally, Lu Qiu and Su Li discussed it and decided to exit the competition server and enter the regular server to play the game in order to avoid unnecessary trouble.
Once everything was ready, Lu Qiu swung the mouse and clicked "Start Game"!
NFBE